The time has come. With so many teams choosing dodgy shirts again and again, eventually I would have to make it back to a team for a second time. Ideally, I would have left Celtic alone until I had exhausted other possibilities, but when this shirt showed up on the ebays, I had to plow ahead. Come inside and feast your eyes on the avalanche of wonder that is the Peoples Ford Celtic shirt.
This beauty comes from the 1991-92 season. Oddly, the club decided against bringing it back for a second go round. Looking at the shirt, it’s not hard to understand why. I don’t know what is most aesthetically annoying–the (at least) four different greens used on the shirt, the fact that the jagged, mountain-skyline-like lines don’t match up, or the fact that “peoples ford” really needs an apostrophe. Any way you choose, it’s an appalling shirt.
Which brings me to the ebays. Someone does want to buy this shirt, as there is one bid at the minimum $4.99. If you want to do the same, go here. If you want to stay away, I understand. Even a man who is willing to wear this shirt can tell that this thing an eyesore beyond belief. Besides, it’s Celtic, and Old Firm fans are t**ts. It says so right in the tags below.