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January 15, 2009

UF Quick Throw: Rooney hurt

Young Wayne scored the winner for Man U last night in the first minute, and then pulled up lame in the 10th. Diagnosis: hammy knack, and a minimum of three weeks on the sidelines.

Not good for a team just hitting their stride… of course, I’m hoping it gets worse.

[BBC Sport]



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4 Comments


  1. Mike Georger

    Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to support a team that doesn’t have to turn to Dirk Kuyt when a striker gets hurt. United fans suck because they have it so damn easy. I hope he rots in hell.


  2. Ibracadabra

    Pretty sure Caveman Carlos also picked up an injury yesterday – yet to be reported- but it could be Danny Welbeck (who?) lining up alongside Berbatov, since Shrek and Geico’s pitchman could BOTH be out.


  3. Keith

    Could be worse, Georger- your team could have Marlon Harewood to turn to (or, when things were really dire, SuperKevin Phillips)


  4. Andrew

    Fingers crossed for the onset of gangrene



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