Unprofessional Foul


May 21, 2009

Who the F*ck Is Marcus Evans?

Why was the picture pixelated? Does he have two noses? Is he the Elephant Man? A Scooby Doo Villain?

Marcus Evans. He’s on the Times rich list. A billionaire. He waited until all of the local businesses owed by Ipswich Town FC were shafted by the clubs administration, then got himself a fantasy football bargain. Cheap git! Yet no one and I mean NO ONE knows what this guy looks like? If I was in anyway associated with Ipswich Town, I’d want to hide my face too but this is just ridiculous. His name is blazoned across the players shirts, his company is called ‘Marcus Evans’. Apparently, according to message board regulars, he does go to watch the games and sits in the regular seats, not the box. Lets face it, he has 10,000 spare ones to chose from. The only picture available is the one above. How is this possible? In this day and age where no one can hide, even in the darkest corners of the Internet.

This is where YOU come in, loyal UF fans. Join me after the jump for challenge!

Simple. What does he look like. I want a picture. People need to know what the man who bought the worst football club in the world looks like. We need to out him.

So what do we know? Well he is a tax dodger, only required to spend 60 days a year in England, business wise. His company is registered in Bermuda. His cash is in offshore accounts in Bermuda. He owns two homes in England and yet his office is listed as also being in Bermuda. Marcus Evans employs 3500 people. He even gave 1 million quid to the Liberal Democrats last year! Yet no one knows what he looks like?

Is he a future Bond villain? The man without a face? A Scooby Doo crook? How does he manage to not have his photo taken? What about school pics? Events? I am baffled.

No one knows?

Not even fleet streets best could find the man.

Go to work people. Find me this man. Show me what you got. Lets see his face. The face of the coward who is scared to be pointed out as a scummer. To be outed as one who funds evil.

If Evans is a Scooby Doo crook, you lot are… “those meddling kids!”.

The winner will receive a brand spanking new UF t-shirt, to be premiered at the first Unprofessional Foul Up in Baltimore this July.

Good luck people. You are gonna need it.


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  1. Magnakai Haaskivi

    If I’m Marcus Evans, can I take a picture of myself for the free t-shirt?

  2. Bigus Dickus

    Sorry Nathaniel that’s bin man extroadinaire and sacked Ips**t manager Jim Magilton.

    Magnakai, If you can prove it, sure.

  3. Nathaniel

    Shows you have much I pay attention to the Colaship/League 1/League 2/wherever the hell Ipswich Town is headed…Conference North?

  4. Matt

    In lieu of a picture, here’s some insight into his shady business practices – no wonder he prefers to remain anonymous…


    \word verification: “chance” As in fat chance of finding a picture of this guy.

  5. Bigus Dickus

    any more evidence? This Marcus Evans appears to be http://www.linkedin.com/pub/marcus-evans/12/a21/175

    That Marcus Evans. And that's not our chap.

  6. Tom

    miasma -

    those pictures are not of Marcus. I met him a week ago.

    I do not know who that guy is though

  7. ΓΌ75

    Get any pictures?

  8. Tom


    No. ha ha.. I can say that for the 30 seconds or so that I spoke with him, he seemed like a pretty genuinely nice guy.

  9. Hi Guys,
    I saw Marcus Evans in flash and blood…and as funny as it might look like I think he’s on facebook…I wouldn’t swear on it…but I think it’s him…check him out….http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=672231514&ref=search

  10. Michael Bell

    He is probably hiding because he has a judgement from the Tokyo District Court (number 21996)against him for nearly a million USD. His company name in Japan used to be Marcus Evans Japan, K.K. (K.K. stands for corporation in Japan). However, through a clever legal maneuver, he changed the name of the company to Marcus Evans Japan KA KA Ltd. to temporarily evade payment. We are still pursuing him. Request a free copy of the Tokyo District Court judgement at “stop.marcus.evans@gmail.com”. He has cheated many vendors in Japan who have supported his events. We will not rest until the judgement is settled or he is forced out of Japan. We welcome support of our efforts against Mr Evans.

  11. es marcus evans

    yea i met marcus evans, worked in the company once and he came to our office. adnan quazi.. funy ur usin the name of the GM in London office.. no thats not him.. hes not a 19 year old boozer!

  12. mari undi

    i used to work for ME.

  13. James T

    Tell us more, mari undi. Drop us an email.

  14. I am a dirty spammer and I should be flagellated daily.

  15. Goat

    I think Woocrero is from the Concave marketing department.

  16. jack shit

    obviously a shite norfolk twat writing such shit !
    Delia is a drunken slag arsehole

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