Kudos to Austria for taking initiative in what will surely be the biggest head-to-head in next year’s World Cup, the battle of vuvuzela v. sanity for all the marbles. It’s a shame, however, that FIFA won’t take such overwhelmingly brilliant action, ignoring all calls for a ban of the tinny, 10-cent trumpets from the tournament.
I feel bad for my remote control, as it’s going to be a long summer for my poor, poor mute button.
FIFA’s Director of Communications Hans Klaus told reporters the following earlier today: ” “That would mean one would have to take away the cow bells from Swiss fans and ban English fans from singing. We approach this in a relaxed manner. I am convinced the vuvuzelas will be a hit at the World Cup. It will be a World Cup with African sound.”To be (gasp) fair to FIFA for a minute, he’s absolutely right. As frustrating and irritating as the vuvuzela can be, we have no right to march into South Africa and pluck their proud cultural artifact from their hands in order to have a nice, clean, non-threatening tournament, though the temptation is tough to resist.
Still, FIFA got their analogies wrong. It wouldn’t be like banning the English from singing, but banning them from getting rip-roariously drunk in a foreign country and destroying everything in sight.


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