Nothing like being the wrong gender to ruin a good cat fight.
FC Basel goalkeeper Franco Costanzo went drunken trixie on teammate Beg Ferati and pulled his hair. And he wants to be our latex salesman: “Ferati pushed Costanzo away but this enraged the goalkeeper even more. He then put his hand on Ferati’s head and grabbed him by the hair before teammates and at least one opponent came in to separate the pair.”
Costanzo apologized immediately after the match in a television interview.
The guardian article doesn’t give any details on what exactly was at the root of the spat, but the Swiss Super League is suddenly way more popular with the gays.
There is video here. At about the 4:40 mark you can see the incident in question (Sorry, thought the Kids were a funnier vid to embed). It is clearly a hair pull.
The match ended in a 1-1 with FC Zurich. But Costanzo and Ferati are totally still like not talking to each other.

There’s only one man that can resolve this crisis: Pierluigi Collina.
Oh, how I miss that show.