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August 18, 2009

Meet The World’s Biggest Tit

This is Kirk. Kirk is an absolute nut f*ck.

This is Kirk. Kirk is an absolute f*ck nut.

Now, I know this story was in last nights back passes, but it bothered me that some people may not have seen it. It also bothered me that this moron on the left did what he did. In fact I felt compelled to put this post up just to call him out for being such a moron. Who is that? That, dear readers is Manchester Arabia fan Kirk Bradley. He is so sure that Arabia will win the Champions League next year that he had such a crazy notion tattooed on his arm. This is one of the saddest and most retarded actions I have ever heard of. What kind of plum gets a tattoo of a trophy you haven’t won on your arm? Kirk needs a palpability check, If Arabia win the Champions League next year I will apologize to him profusely and hire him as my personal prophet. I can’t even see them qualifying, let alone winning it.

Maybe Kirk needs to spend his hard earned cash on a new Arabia shirt, that one is ancient (probably has Georgi Kinkladze on the back).

If this is the first time you have seen this story then you need to check out our excellent ‘back passes’ nightly post. It’s a must for missed musings from the glorious world we all love, planet football. Where else can people like Kirk Bradley exist?



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Norfolk Ned
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14 Comments


  1. Precious Roy

    Where else can people like Kirk Bradley exist?

    Fantasy Island?


  2. Georger

    Where else can people like Kirk Bradley exist?

    I would point to the Chicago Bears tattoo guy as an example of another sport with the kind of fandom that leads one to believe someone took a steamer in the gene pool.


  3. Steve

    guess I missed this one in the backpasses last night and sent it to you guys this morning. whoops.


  4. Georger

    So this Kyrgiakos thing looks to be for real, lots of places now quoting him saying he’s leaving for Anfield. Reallllly goes to backup the transfer budget story from today.


  5. phil

    The star tattoos on his elbows indicate he should be a Spartak London fan.


  6. Georger

    You tell the Russian Desk you saw stars over his elbows, okay? You tell them he’s through the door, okay?


  7. phil

    I am driver. I go left, I go right, I go straight ahead – that’s it.


  8. jjf3

    Here you go, NN:

    per EPL-Talk:

    According to an ESPN spokesperson, the game scored a 0.2 rating with 159,948 household impressions and a total viewing audience of 164,485.

    To my mind, quite impressive given they announced it like 12 hours before…


  9. I’d say quite impressive too, considering it was on at an ungodly hour for half the country when you’re not going to get a lot of people stumbling on it randomly.

    Though I bet all 50 people that planned on watching Bassmasters were pissed


  10. wat

    “Now, I know this story was in last nights back passes, but it bothered me that some people may not have seen it.”

    Really? Was this a super secret reference to mah blog? If so, awesome! If not, awesome!

    backwardspass.blogspot.com/


  11. ü75

    It wasn’t. But you can keep this link up all the same. That’s a one-time offer, by the way.


  12. Norfolk Ned

    @WAT, from our BP nightly segment, but feel free to send us anything interesting.


  13. Norfolk Ned

    @jjf3

    Thanks for that. Yeah notbad considering. They advertise an dthey may double that.


  14. i know somethin you dont know

    that tattoo there…

    …..its fake.

    hahaa…people gettin heated over a fake tattoo..hahahaa!! idiots, no need for critising others’ innocent expressionisms. peace n love.



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