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September 10, 2009

European Final Underway: Birds Edition, LIVE!

Right now, NOW! The England ladies are playing against the German ladies in the final of the European Championships. It’s a tournament thats been riding under the radar, well, er because its the ladies…Sorry ladies but its true.

Anyway..The final is underway and we shall recognize that here and now. Updates after the jump.

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German ladies? Left to right. Man, man, man, man, man, oh man, not sure, man, man, man, woman?

We have joined this one late as quite frankly it took me 30 mins to decide whether I should bother. Now that I have, I am glad I did. The game is heading towards half-time and it’s currently 2-1 to the Germans, England just scored to pull one back from a Karen Carney tap in after good work wide from Kelly Smith. Germans went ahead from Birgit Prinz and Melanie Behringer.

I’ll keep the updates coming. 35 mins in so far.

HT: 2-1 Germany.

Second half underway.

Goal. Oh poo, Kim Kullig scores after the ball rebounds off the post from a corner. POOOO.

Grrmany 3 England 1.

55: GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL

England. Kelly Smith!! Get in girl!

From the beeb…

England goal: Magnificent. Another truly world-class goal as Karen Carney finds Kelly Smith in space just inside the German box, her first touch with her left foot brilliantly flicks the ball away from a defender and the second is an arrowing drive right into the far corner, giving Nadine Angerer absolutely no chance. I wonder…

Germany 3 England 2.

63: Goal. Germany. Bugger. Inka Grings header. I hate you Inka!

Germany 4 England 2.

71: Goal. Inka Grings again. Inka you stinker! Left foot shot.

DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Germany 5 England 2

76: Goal. Goodnight nurse. Birgit Prinz.

Germany 6 England 2.

Ah well, birds footy eh?

8 mins left. Poor old England.

Done. Germany 6 England 2. German women? win the European Championships 2009.



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Norfolk Ned
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13 Comments


  1. ü75

    They are gonna get slaughtered.


  2. Smith is a former Gunner, is she not? Clearly, she is brilliant on the pitch.


  3. corky

    Love the caption. #17 has the exact same haircut as I do.


  4. Georger

    ^ you, her, and Arshavin.


  5. Georger

    Actually, I think that is Arshavin.


  6. Norfolk Ned

    Camon England birds! Camon!


  7. Lucius

    @Georger: Only if he’s standing on some phonebooks.


  8. Norfolk Ned

    @u75; Want a medal?


  9. ü75

    I’ll take one of those England runners-up ones, thanks.


  10. Norfolk Ned

    @U95:How did the Scotland lasies do?


  11. ü75

    3rd in qualifying, thanks. I had to look that up because I don’t give two s**ts about European women’s soccer.



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