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Thursday September 2nd 2010

A Little Eduardo Running Around?

This man may be a useless twat.
This man may be a useless twat.

Word around town is that a rather well-known gaffer has his eye on a 2-year old whose moves are inspired by Eduardo. I don’t think even Arsene would go after a player that young! The youngster is plying his trade at the prestigious Freemason Lodge, out of which there have been some promising results. And who is the coach who is so interested? None other than Glenn Roeder (Bigus’ will requires him to be referred to as something rather impolite) . First Huckerby retires and now the evil Roeder is going after 2 year-olds?

Oh, did I mention that the 2 year-old is a horse named Neduardo? Apparently Roeder is involved with the horse in some capacity as the young Neduardo is currently in training with Peter Chapple-Hyam (who?). Oh how the mighty lowly have fallen. From the Coca-Cola Championship to the mud of the racetrack in such a short time. At least Roeder won’t get any more grimy than he is already.

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