A Little Eduardo Running Around?

This man may be a useless twat.

This man may be a useless twat.

Word around town is that a rather well-known gaffer has his eye on a 2-year old whose moves are inspired by Eduardo. I don’t think even Arsene would go after a player that young! The youngster is plying his trade at the prestigious Freemason Lodge, out of which there have been some promising results. And who is the coach who is so interested? None other than Glenn Roeder (Bigus’ will requires him to be referred to as something rather impolite) . First Huckerby retires and now the evil Roeder is going after 2 year-olds?

Oh, did I mention that the 2 year-old is a horse named Neduardo? Apparently Roeder is involved with the horse in some capacity as the young Neduardo is currently in training with Peter Chapple-Hyam (who?). Oh how the mighty lowly have fallen. From the Coca-Cola Championship to the mud of the racetrack in such a short time. At least Roeder won’t get any more grimy than he is already.

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  1. On September 17, 2009 @ 10:08 Lingering Bursitis says:

    Glenn Roeder is an ugly, ugly man. And a hideous manager.

  2. On September 17, 2009 @ 10:17 ebullientfatalist says:

    “Apparently Roeder is involved with the horse in some capacity . . .”

    Video NOT to follow, insh’allah.

  3. On September 17, 2009 @ 10:23 Norfolk Ned says:

    Awful bastard, ruiner of footballers, destroyer of moral, poisoner of clubs.

  4. On September 17, 2009 @ 10:27 The NY Kid says:

    @Ned – and I hear he’s a poor tipper, too!

  5. On September 17, 2009 @ 10:57 Keith says:

    I don’t think I’d name a horse anything rhyming with Eduardo after Birmingham two years ago.

    Something about a bad premonition.

  6. On September 17, 2009 @ 11:55 hockalees says:

    The horse in that picture may be from a strong lineage, but those awful teeth might be an indicator of some hidden health problems.

  7. On September 17, 2009 @ 12:00 hadley says:

    We’ve only recovered from the rodent’s reign in the last 2 or 3 seasons. he’s an awful, awful man.

  8. On September 17, 2009 @ 12:03 Lingering Bursitis says:

    Question: is there a single club Roeder hasn’t ruined? And the motherfucker still gets work?

  9. On September 17, 2009 @ 12:04 Lingering Bursitis says:

    @Keith

    Did you know that Barbaro’s original name was Djibril Cisse: the horse?

    True story.

  10. On September 17, 2009 @ 12:11 Keith says:

    You know, I wondered by Barbaro had trouble finishing his triple crown. Now I know.

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