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September 17, 2009

A Little Eduardo Running Around?

This man may be a useless t**t.

This man may be a useless t**t.

Word around town is that a rather well-known gaffer has his eye on a 2-year old whose moves are inspired by Eduardo. I don’t think even Arsene would go after a player that young! The youngster is plying his trade at the prestigious Freemason Lodge, out of which there have been some promising results. And who is the coach who is so interested? None other than Glenn Roeder (Bigus’ will requires him to be referred to as something rather impolite) . First Huckerby retires and now the evil Roeder is going after 2 year-olds?

Oh, did I mention that the 2 year-old is a horse named Neduardo? Apparently Roeder is involved with the horse in some capacity as the young Neduardo is currently in training with Peter Chapple-Hyam (who?). Oh how the mighty lowly have fallen. From the Coca-Cola Championship to the mud of the racetrack in such a short time. At least Roeder won’t get any more grimy than he is already.



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10 Comments


  1. Lingering Bursitis

    Glenn Roeder is an ugly, ugly man. And a hideous manager.


  2. ebullientfatalist

    “Apparently Roeder is involved with the horse in some capacity . . .”

    Video NOT to follow, insh’allah.


  3. Norfolk Ned

    Awful bastard, ruiner of footballers, destroyer of moral, poisoner of clubs.


  4. @Ned – and I hear he’s a poor tipper, too!


  5. Keith

    I don’t think I’d name a horse anything rhyming with Eduardo after Birmingham two years ago.

    Something about a bad premonition.


  6. hockalees

    The horse in that picture may be from a strong lineage, but those awful teeth might be an indicator of some hidden health problems.


  7. hadley

    We’ve only recovered from the rodent’s reign in the last 2 or 3 seasons. he’s an awful, awful man.


  8. Lingering Bursitis

    Question: is there a single club Roeder hasn’t ruined? And the motherf**ker still gets work?


  9. Lingering Bursitis

    @Keith

    Did you know that Barbaro’s original name was Djibril Cisse: the horse?

    True story.


  10. Keith

    You know, I wondered by Barbaro had trouble finishing his triple crown. Now I know.



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