Dwight Yorke: Aide-de-Philanderer

Dwight Yorke and Jordan
Former Manchester United striker Dwight Yorke is a well-known playboy having laid claim to Jordan (aka Katie Price) in the early part of this decade when WAGs were still mounting ascending the mountaintop. Yorke wasn’t a one-woman sort of guy though; he had a plethora of pulchritudinous phillies during his day (and probably to this day), but he was a solicitous fellow for his mates as well. When his married teammates wanted some side action, Yorke helped them out by playing wingman with the beauties, telling them that his teammate was very interested in her but he was with someone or married and couldn’t be seen with her.
Coincidentally, Yorke has just released a new autobiography, Born to Score, spilling all of these little secrets and much more in serialized form to News of the World. The relationship with Jordan begat Yorke a son who suffers from autism and who, Jordan claims, never sees his father. Now Yorke claims Jordan is not the best mother. Jordan is not, like previously, taking this lieing down.
But, that’s not all folks. Yorke has a go at his former teammate and manage Roy Keane, saying the former hardman isn’t so much former just in a different position as he tries rule by inspiring fear. Ever the class act, Keane reportedly responded to Yorke’s well wishes after Keane left Sunderland with a pleasant “Go f*** yourself.”
All of this in the name of selling a book. If you have time, read the various stories from News of the World about Yorke’s antics. Defying Fergie, bedding models, and cutting down Roy Keane.

Comments
If Billie Piper got knocked up by Angelina Jolie, and then got raped by a helium tank while the fetus was gestating, and then the offspring had a wax figure made in her honor when she was in her thirties… it would look similar to that.
You know, you could have just said she’s simply not that good-looking.
That’s not what I was trying to say!