UF Financial Advice: Invest In Wheels
Stephen Ireland's girlfriend's whip. Why the United colors?
UF strives to be a one-stop website for soccer fans and today we have financial advice for our readers. The hot pick of the day is wheels/rims/dubs/spinners/blades/spinners. Not just any wheels because, just like real estate, it’s location, location, location…specifically, somewhere near Stephen Ireland.
The Manchester City midfielder is quite the car aficionado, so much so that he spent £264,000 on a birthday Bentley for his girlfriend, Jessica Lawlor. It wasn’t just for the stock Bentley, though. Ireland changed the ”B” in the Bentley emblem to “JL” for his lady’s initials. Plus, he customized the headrests to remind her that she better keep in line because it’s his money that putting her in Prada he really loves her.
Further evidence of the soundness of investing in wheels if you are located near Stephen Ireland.
Ireland, Pretty in Pink
See, custom rims. Huge profit in those.
Double your profit.
As an investor in wheels located near Stephen Ireland, you will not even have to wait until Stephen buys a new car. Just wait until he changes color schemes.
No words...should have sent a poet.
Another hot tip: Chrome processing plants near William Gallas.
Don’t forget UF when you’re rich.
Comments
The Range Rover makes me question Ireland’s sexual orientation. Unless he bought that just for the NFL’s Breast Cancer Awareness Day, which I’m totally cool with.
Regarding the Breast Cancer thing yesterday: when I first flipped on the TV around 2pm yesterday, a highlight of Ochocinco’s TD was being played. I saw the pink towel/gloves/shoes on Ochocinco and thought that was just Ochocinco being Ochocinco. Was not until 4:30pm or so that I realized that almost everyone was wearing some form of pinkish/purple.
Everton have their own line of Range Rovers?
All those colorful chances to those cars makes them all look shyte.
If that Range Rover was pink “for” breast cancer awareness, I’m sure Ireland would have incorporated the use of mammaries somewhere in his “pimping.”
Such a travesty. He looks likes he’s stolen these cars. Who drives an R8 in a hoodie and baseball cap?