Yet another reason to dislike El-Hadji Diouf
Look past the spitting, the shockingly bad form since joining the EPL (and somehow managing to catch on at several clubs on the back on one half-decent performance in a World Cup nearly a decade ago), and his woeful strike rate.
Instead, just take a look at his car.
What a nightmare on wheels that is. How has it not been stolen and burnt-out in a field somewhere already? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, THIEVES OF MANCHESTER!?!
To further compound the irritation that is Mr. Diouf, the vid (thanks to the crack investigative video team from the Manchester Evening News) shows Diouf parking this monstrosity illegally while he pops into a Manchester-area restaurant for something to eat, before nipping out, escaping a parking ticket, and driving off in slow motion.
In short, it’s the best performance Diouf’s ever had in England.
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I love how they black out the license plates – like you couldn’t figure out what douche possibly owns that hideous monstrosity of suckitude…
Hey El-Hadji Douche… Clark Griswold wants his Wagon Queen Family Truckster back.
Son of a bitch is driving an Autobot.
I love how he’s wearing ‘Italia’ gear.