Monday Backpasses: Big Balls Edition

Shane Higgs and his big balls.

Shane Higgs and his big balls.

Alright kids, settle down! You have a substitute teacher for most of this week, as good ol’ umlaut75 is a busy little bee.

Leeds United GK Shane Higgs is ‘avin a laugh at Rafa (seriously, that’s NOT a photoshop job) [The Sun]

You know you want all these balls in your hands [World Soccer Shop]

Shay Given wants to take his balls and go home, rather than face Les Bleus [The Guardian]

Spurs had a ball after beating Pompey [Daily Mail]

You need some balls to predict that Titi will be moving to RBNY next season [Examiner]

Charlie Davies, displaying balls of steel, moves out of intensive care [Goal.com]

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Comments

  1. On October 19, 2009 @ 22:08 Georger says:

    How the hell did you leave this out

  2. On October 19, 2009 @ 22:22 The NY Kid says:

    I don’t see how that’s footy-related, young man! Someone didn’t pay attention to the assignment!

  3. On October 19, 2009 @ 22:30 phil says:

    That pic of Crouch standing out of the sunroof of an SUV might be favorite thing ever.

  4. On October 19, 2009 @ 22:50 Steve says:

    Crouch pissed himself I see.

    and Jenas has one gorgeous WAG.

  5. On October 19, 2009 @ 23:04 Georger says:

    Got about as much to do with soccer as the MLS.

  6. On October 20, 2009 @ 00:58 Georger says:

    And oh yeah, FIFA comes out today. WOOOOOOO!

  7. On October 20, 2009 @ 01:41 The Fan's Attic says:

    The pictures of Peter Crouch are outstanding.

  8. On October 20, 2009 @ 02:22 Georger says:

    Robbie Keane’s wife’s arms are very disturbing.

  9. On October 20, 2009 @ 07:24 Keith says:

    Crouch + Glassgate = The London Conchords.

  10. On October 20, 2009 @ 08:12 Georger says:

    Poking around Fox Soccer and saw this story, Jay DeMerit had a cornea replaced. Does that sound excruciating to anyone else?

  11. On October 20, 2009 @ 08:38 Norfolk Ned says:

    Those balls are 850 bucks. Fug that.

  12. On October 20, 2009 @ 10:01 WhiteSpeedReceiver says:

    How the hell are United fans supposed to smuggle something that sized into Anfield? Turn their children into bubble boys and girls? Christ.

  13. On October 20, 2009 @ 10:09 Norfolk Ned says:

    Er, you blow em up once youre in!

  14. On October 20, 2009 @ 10:26 WhiteSpeedReceiver says:

    Not even United fans have enough hot air to blow up a few of those, Ned. Maybe SAF after a loss, but not the fans.

    Besides, they’re searching for beach balls on United fans Saturday before letting them in. I predict that a few ass-scented beach balls will be wafting around.

  15. On October 20, 2009 @ 10:43 James T says:

    United fans are used to having balloons up their ass, eh?

  16. On October 20, 2009 @ 13:51 Norfolk Ned says:

    OOOOOOO, oucha.

    Inflatables rock. I loved my inflatable canary.

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