Shane Higgs and his big balls.
Alright kids, settle down! You have a substitute teacher for most of this week, as good ol’ umlaut75 is a busy little bee.
Leeds United GK Shane Higgs is ‘avin a laugh at Rafa (seriously, that’s NOT a photoshop job) [The Sun]
You know you want all these balls in your hands [World Soccer Shop]
Shay Given wants to take his balls and go home, rather than face Les Bleus [The Guardian]
Spurs had a ball after beating Pompey [Daily Mail]
You need some balls to predict that Titi will be moving to RBNY next season [Examiner]
Charlie Davies, displaying balls of steel, moves out of intensive care [Goal.com]
How the hell did you leave this out
I don’t see how that’s footy-related, young man! Someone didn’t pay attention to the assignment!
That pic of Crouch standing out of the sunroof of an SUV might be favorite thing ever.
Crouch pissed himself I see.
and Jenas has one gorgeous WAG.
Got about as much to do with soccer as the MLS.
And oh yeah, FIFA comes out today. WOOOOOOO!
The pictures of Peter Crouch are outstanding.
Robbie Keane’s wife’s arms are very disturbing.
Crouch + Glassgate = The London Conchords.
Poking around Fox Soccer and saw this story, Jay DeMerit had a cornea replaced. Does that sound excruciating to anyone else?
Those balls are 850 bucks. Fug that.
How the hell are United fans supposed to smuggle something that sized into Anfield? Turn their children into bubble boys and girls? Christ.
Er, you blow em up once youre in!
Not even United fans have enough hot air to blow up a few of those, Ned. Maybe SAF after a loss, but not the fans.
Besides, they’re searching for beach balls on United fans Saturday before letting them in. I predict that a few ass-scented beach balls will be wafting around.
United fans are used to having balloons up their ass, eh?
OOOOOOO, oucha.
Inflatables rock. I loved my inflatable canary.