He’s Down, Someone Get The Door
Oh you lucky people, video treats continue this morning. Our own JT found this little beauty. Apparently 5th division Spanish sides are so poor they can’t even afford a stretcher. Player goes down, ref calls for medical attention, 2 men run out carrying…A DOOR! This sorry state of affairs took place during CF Extremadura’s recent home tie with BD Badajoz. Both sides play in the ‘Divisiones Regionales de Fútbol’ in Extremadura which is a league organised by the ‘Football Federation of Extremadura’. Who knew!
I love how the Badajoz team help carry the door so their mate doesn’t slide off. I do have a couple of questions though, why the f*ck did’nt they take the knob off first and which room at the ‘Estadio Francisco de la Hera’ doesn’t have a door? If there is any justice in the world it will be the referees bathroom. Enjoy.
Comments
Thank you for not mentioning that his right ankle is pointing due east while the rest of his body is headed north. F*ck me I hate seeing things like that.
But… it’s a door! Look at the door!
/hadn’t even noticed the gruesomeness of the injury due to overwhelming hilarity of the door
He’s in Extreme Adura, assuming “Adura” means pain in Catala or something.
I obviously didn’t watch long enough. First time through, I thought #3 was reacting in some sort of shame at the fact a door was being used, and not in an “OMG, he’ll never walk again” sort of way.
So maybe this trick of redirection needs to be used at whichever club Djibril Cisse is playing for. Or at clubs in general… “hey, ignore that career-threatening injury, look at this hilarious excuse for a stretcher instead!”
They could even use different stretcher alternatives from week to week. Genius, really.
Not seen: Blondie and Tucco knocking him off the door to use it to carry dynamite.
@JT ironing board, roof rack, advertising hoarding, massage table, ladder?
+1 to Georger for the Leone reference.
-1 to Georger for misspelling the name of Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez.
Alright! Broke even!