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Thursday September 2nd 2010

So That’s Why He’s been Poop Lately

A Ned video hatrick!

There has been a lot of speculation over Rio Ferdinand’s recent performances lately. Well I can now exclusively reveal that those ‘duff’ outings can be attributed to Rio’s new late night passion. Karaoke!

Below is an early morning session with his mate ‘Kano’. No idea folks, maybe he is related to Kanu? Anyway Fergie, here is your answer… Either install a karaoke machine in the dressing room at Old Trafford or ban Rio from late night crooning. Rio has been a busy boy recently, not just rapping in restaurants, the England defender has been producing a film with fellow defender Ashley Cole. The two teamed up to make new gangster movie ‘Dead Man Running’  featuring Danny Dyer and 50 Cent. Both Rio and Ashley will be attending the premier of the film tonight in Laaaandon Taaaaaaawn.Liverpool fans will be hoping that Rio has a late night, topped off with a 3am sing-a-long. Man U visit Anfield, Rio n’ all this Sunday.

Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, OOOF. Don’t quit yer day job Rio.

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