It can also say "Harming Sting"
Tottenham is working hard to create the most “fan friendly” stadium in England, if not Europe, by 2013. I would suggest they should start by hiring a better dressed manager, and putting a better product onto the field (but the more they suck, the better the rest of the teams look!). With the addition of a supermarket, and 400-plus homes to the surrounding grounds, they will be looking to build their own enclave to shut out the hissing sounds from elsewhere. Can you hear us now, Tottenham?
Meanwhile, the Spurs are hot for a young brazilian by the name of Sandro. Playing with the U-21 national team, the midfielder would be a warm body to stick in the middle. Hopefully he will not be as recalcitrant as Jermain Defoe.
Is this post a joke? Barely literate, and Jenas plays in the middle, not Dafoe (sic).
You guys got monkeys pounding out posts now or something?
The author reserves the right to muddle up the Spurs starting XI.
United are up 1-0 over Barnsley in the 8th. Welbeck scored on an easy header.
Unless it’s been edited, I don’t see where it says that Defoe plays in the middle. Might be your inference based on juxtaposition with the comment on Sandro but the only implication I see (and even this is interrogative) is about the two players’ attitude.
If you’re going to hate, at least make the hate worth reading.
They should start their project of creating the most fan-friendly stadium in England by… hiring a better-dressed manager?
Really?
Weak sauce.
And Ben Foster has forgotten how to kick the ball down the pitch.
I can’t believe we have Michael Owen starting in a Carling Cup match for not very much money (as footballers go). And neither can he.
Anonster… it’s a subtle reference to post from last week. Really, Spurs sure are a whiny lot. Guess it comes from the perennial disappointment, or maybe the food poisoning.
It would appear ‘weak sauce’ is the inability to figure out subtle references.
From the top: a gaping anus, all that’s missing is a giant dude with s**tty tribal tattoos spitting into it.
From the side: a pissed off Stay Puft Marshmallow Man that is missing part of his skull (look hard, trust me).
One gets thrown off when one is forced to look at ‘arry’s outfits. I’m not very bespoked, but he’s just freaky.
When looking at that photo, all I could think of is this: If aliens did exist somewhere in our universe, and those aliens needed to defecate the same way most land-based mammals do on earth, and if those aliens landed in North London with one of those excellent retro-looking spaceships that Hollywood always puts them in, and the leader of said aliens walked out into the North London dreariness and squeezed out a huge pile of s**t on the ground, I think that s**t would design a stadium to look something like that photo.
“It would appear ‘weak sauce’ is the inability to figure out subtle references.”
I confess, I’m guilty.
I don’t read UF with a careful eye to intertextuality and allusion.
Mea culpa.
In other news, COME ON YOU SPURS.
Eat me.
That is, you haters can eat me.
Spurs fan here.
Eat. Me.
what is it with Portsmouth winning cup matches? Don’t they know they’d be better served winning a game that will actually matter in May?
btw…co-operative insurance cup? Really, Scotland?
Whiz: Bell’s Whisky Cup: much better. Mmmmm, whisky.
@Wedel: Every time one team commits a foul, the other has to drink a shot?
Well, you know what I meant. Stupid slow-moving brain.
How about Madrid today? Down 4-0 to Alacorn in the 78th in the Spanish Copa.
It does look like a giant toilet seat.
“It does look like a giant toilet seat.”
Come on.
Be fair.
It looks like a rather comfortable, inflatable giant toilet seat.
A toilet seat suitable gentle enough for ‘Arry’s ‘emorrhoids
By the way, if you think the stadium design itself is ugly, take a look at some of the pictures in this gallery from THFC itself. Some of it looks like it belongs in the 70s.
http://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/futureplans/gallery.html