Word is, this is the view that ITV commentators will have when Norwich City go to Paulton Rovers in the FA Cup.
Arsenal have, like, the worst ‘keepers ever [The Sun]
DC United president fined by MLS for bitching about Real Salt Lake’s tactics [Pitch Invasion]
But, MLS provides a nice cahce of stats for perusal [NYT Goal]
Non-league cup match called off because of horror injury (and fog) [Non League Daily]
123 Year-old Highland League club goes into administration after the Inverness Common Good Fund jacked up payment rates ten-fold [Highland News]
France’s World Cup kit possibly leaked. 1) It’s hideous. 2) They won’t need it anyway [Football Fashion]
Finally:
This one goes out to commenter Harry’s the King of Transfers. ‘Arry was recommended Thomas Vermaelen before Arsenal. Redknapp turned him down, thinking they were good at the back. We’ll see what happens tomorrow, hmm? [Four Four Two]
“We’ll see what happens tomorrow, hmm?”
Neither team will defend worth dick?
And yeah, I don’t get the French obsession with the brake light looking lines. They should go back to the retro ones like 82 with just the shoulder lines and collar.
A Bridge Too Far (to rip off the name of one of the best movies ever): I’m watching the Zimbabwe-Bangladesh 5-match ODI series (cricket), which is being hosted in Bangladesh.
There are fans at the match with… vuvuzelas.
Kill me now.
Yuck.
2) They won’t need it anyway
BASTARD!
You don’t need to tell everyone my personal business. Plus, you agree.