Hooray! This puts you on equal footing with the struggling dot com start-up!
No matter how bad the results get for the team you love, just hope and pray that things never get as bad as they are at Pompey. This headline above sums it up, really; this season, the club on the south coast has been through so much sadness that a news story like this positively shines with joy.
Can/should we change their nickname to Pompeii?
Cantpey?
Of course, they expected to pay the players on time the last time they didn’t pay the players at all.
Are we sure this story wasn’t written by David James?