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October 31, 2009

The Bootroom: Potato Gunners

Nice costume

Nice costume

It’s Halloween today but some of us went to Halloween parties last night. Forgive the brevity. There are some games, some good, some bad. You’ll probably want to check out the Spooners and Gurs…we should be around at some point slowly recovering from the strange brew. Enjoy.



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  1. ü75

    Jump!

    Wait, what?


  2. ü75

    I picked up Zamora, I picked up Zamora.

    While I prefer the Official game to the Yahoo one, I lost my password, so that’s why my team will become s**te (really!).


  3. Georger

    A funeral is about to break out at the Cottage. Seriously, those guys all better be really hurt or really sick, if he f**king sat healthy players …


  4. Georger

    This is f**king absurd.


  5. ü75

    Well, at least you lot beat Man U last week, right?

    Chelsea testing Bolton, but nothing yet there. My former FMLive stalwart Branislav Ivanovic put one in the net, but the play was offside.


  6. Georger

    I swear he has Torres playing left mid.


  7. Georger

    We’re going to need a penalty to level.


  8. Georger

    orrrrrr that


  9. Georger

    1547: PENALTY to Chelsea

    1546: RED CARD Kenwyne Jones (Sunderland)

    1545: GOALFLASH Everton 1-0 Aston Villa (Bilyaletdinov)

    1545: GOALFLASH Stoke 2-0 Wolverhampton (Etherington)

    GOOD LORD


  10. WhiteSpeedReceiver

    Was Drogba breathed on a little too hard?


  11. WhiteSpeedReceiver

    Absolute bulls**t penalty against Bolton. Minimal contact, and Drogba threw himself at the ground.


  12. Georger

    Where is everyone? With their families? Gheys.


  13. So how’s the bootroom today?


  14. @MH: well, i haven’t booted yet. just woke up and took a glorious deuce and now drinking water like a fish.


  15. Georger

    Never a penalty, LUCKY defending!


  16. wacman1389

    torres for babel…….the season hits rock bottom


  17. Is Torres hurt or is Rafa retarded?


  18. Georger

    Torres looks confused, guess he’s not hurt.

    Rafa, what have you done?


  19. Georger

    This is f**king embarrassing. The press are going to f**king eat him alive after this.


  20. Georger

    Of course.

    Who scores the even up now Rafa? You stupid f**k.


  21. Georger

    WHAT THE F**K IS THAT SUB?

    FIRE THIS MAN


  22. Georger

    Hahahahahahahaha wow the world is crumbling on Rafa.


  23. Roy Hodgson has got to be f**king loving this.


  24. Georger

    Second straight red! Carragher gone! Down to nine men.

    WOW this is f**king calamity!


  25. Jesus Christ. I leave for fifteen f**king minutes and Liverpool go down two men and a goal? Who was the first card?


  26. Don’t worry, folks. Ayala’s in. It’ll be fine.


  27. Georger

    Degen.

    First red was bogus. Carragher’s was correct.


  28. James T

    Rafa Benitez: Mall Cop


  29. Georger

    Mascherano better f**king punch someone in the face to make it worse.


  30. Georger

    Embarrassing.

    Six loses in seven games. How can this be tolerated?


  31. Why are we still watching this?


  32. I’m actually rooting for Fulham to make it four.


  33. Georger

    (I benched Zamora today)


  34. Georger

    That singing has to be piped in or ironic.


  35. Raatzie

    Jo-se Mour-IN-ho
    Jo-se Mour-IN-ho
    JO-se Mour-in-ho
    OR else Dal-glish-ho


  36. six red cards today in the league.


  37. Georger

    Appears to have just been dueling red cards at Everton.


  38. Georger

    So Madrid fire Pelligrini this week and buy off Rafa. Book it.


  39. WhiteSpeedReceiver

    Do the refs give out red cards like people give out candy today? What the hell is going on?


  40. Georger

    LFC forums are crashing like crazy, shocking stuff!


  41. Ryan

    What the hells gotten into Pompey lately?


  42. Georger

    Paychecks?


  43. Raatzie

    I’m Rafa!
    I’m the rock and roll gaffa!
    I keep taking off my only scorers!
    I do cocaine!


  44. Georger

    GGGGGGGYEAH!


  45. WhiteSpeedReceiver

    ROY KEANE GETS A WIN!


  46. Georger

    Over Derby no less, Kieran Lee is going to be crushed.


  47. My wife wants to watch Blackburn-Manchester United. I’m partially happy that she wants to watch anything, but partially crushed that I have to watch a ManU win after that Liverpool fiasco.

    And why are Mascherano and Vidic available? I take it the Carling Cup counts as a match for red cards?


  48. Georger

    Yep. Found that out last year when Ronaldo served a ban in the CC.


  49. Raatzie

    I, for one, look forward to Liverpool-Leeds during the 2011-2012 Championship campaign.

    Wait, I’m getting carried away.

    Leeds will be back in the Prem by then.


  50. WhiteSpeedReceiver

    Leeds in the Prem? chortle.


  51. jjf3

    C’mon, BFS, let the guys play and attack like last year, when we had’em on the hook, only for CR to wriggle them off…
    Dunnie & Di Santo to lead the attack!


  52. Georger

    Madrid down to ten men thirty minutes in … stars aligning for Rafa to finally get what he wants.


  53. jjf3

    Well, that was textbook BFS in all his negative, depressing glory. Then again, 0-0 after 45 sounds better than it looked…


  54. Ryan

    The ending to this game is so depressingly obvious.


  55. Ryan

    And of course it was the Berbatosser.


  56. Ryan

    A Pique og gives Osasuna a draw against Barcelona.
    More importantly (probably to only me) is that Mark Hughes was in the stands. Somehow he found time to fly to Barcelona before we take on Bongo FC tomorrow. Who in the world could he be scouting?


  57. ebullientfatalist

    Aside from Ryan, does anyone truly care about today’s game?


  58. @ef – fantasy owners of Craig Bellamy?


  59. ebullientfatalist

    Say what you will about Citeh, their kits are nice.

    I’m going to be keeping a close eye on Toure today. I want to see why Wenger let him go. Did that bought with malaria back in ACON in 08 linger?


  60. ebullientfatalist

    Um, this game is stupendous so far.


  61. ebullientfatalist

    A very open game. Good shots, good tackling. Birmingham doing a good job of taking the game to Citeh. I suppose you have to be wary of the counter, with Tevez and Santa Cruz, but the back-line haven’t played a whole lot together so a strong attacking challenge could shake them.


  62. SWP is not good at football


  63. Ryan

    Seriously Shay Given, I’ll have your children.


  64. @Ryan – agreed. He is a fantastic keeper


  65. ebullientfatalist

    Neither is Barry. Ferguson or Gareth.


  66. seriously, Given is brilliant


  67. ebullientfatalist

    A penno! And a block! Ball don’t lie.


  68. James T

    At what point do Citeh defenders put as much energy into defending competently as they do into high-fiving Given for his continued heroics?


  69. ebullientfatalist

    B’ham deserve all three points.


  70. ebullientfatalist

    Birmingham have been better in the final third, but still no goals.


  71. Tevez embellished, but it should have been a PK


  72. ebullientfatalist

    Barry Ferguson: t**t or epic t**t?


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