I think Darren Bent needs help with his Twitter obsession [The Spoiler]
Mauro Camaronesi went as a stuck pig on Halloween [Dirty Tackle]
A look way back. Steel City Blues from 1984 [Two Hundred Percent]
Looking to the Dutch for solutions to Scotland’s football malaise [Inside Left]
USA U17s advanced at the World Cup, get Italy in the knockouts [SBI]
A collection of English football anthems [The Best Eleven]
Finally:
By now, you’ve likely seen the story on Abrmaovich’s ultra-expensive lunch in NYC. Here is the receipt [ONTD_FB]

7.50 for a freaking espresso? Nello’s had better have one of those Japanese vacuum pots for that price.
And I thought Camaronesi couldn’t get any uglier.
@Goat: I dare not think on Puyol receiving such an injury. Wouldn’t sleep for months.
Abramovich spent $12,000 on JUST THE TIP for that meal. Holy f**k. That’s like Liverpool’s whole transfer budget.