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November 3, 2009

Champions League Open Thread: Frenchy Edition

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMPIONS!

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMPIONS!

Atlético Madrid vs. Chelsea: FSC 2:45 PM EST
Manchester United vs. CSKA Moscow: Setanta 2:45 PM EST, FSC replay at 5:00 PM EST
AC Milan vs. Real Madrid: Fox Sports Network 2:45 PM EST, FSC replay at 7:00 PM EST
Bayern München vs. Bordeaux: DirecTV 2:45 PM EST, FSC replay at 1:00 AM EST
Maccabi Haifa vs. Juventus: DirecTV 2:45 PM EST, FSC replay at 10:00 AM EST – tomorrow, obviously
Marseille vs. FC Zürich: DirecTV 2:45 PM EST
Apoel Nicosia vs. FC Porto: DirecTV 2:45 PM EST
Besiktas vs. VfL Wolfsburg: DirecTV 2:45 PM EST

H/T to Avoiding the Drop for the leg work on the TV schedules!

All you need to know is that if Bordeaux beat Bayern, they are through to the next round.
Oh, and the evil half of the Big 4 are playing as well.



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74 Comments


  1. WhiteSpeedReceiver

    Oh, and the evil half of the Big 4 are playing as well.

    Only a quarter of the evil half of the Big 4. I see no mention of Liverpool anywhere.


  2. WhiteSpeedReceiver

    Wait…half of the evil half.


  3. WSR – setting back math since 2007!


  4. WhiteSpeedReceiver

    1987, but who’s counting (correctly)?


  5. we’re all watching APOEL v Porto, yes?


  6. Highbury Library

    Your winning lottery numbers are as follows:

    Munich 2 – 1 Bordeaux
    Maccabai 1 – 2 Juventus
    Besiktas 1 – 1 Wolfsburg
    Manure 3 – 1 Moscow
    Meelan 2 – 2 Madrid
    Marseille 3 – 0 Zurich
    APOEL 0 – 1 Porto
    Atletico 1 – 3 Chelski


  7. FC Zurich are a little late with the Halloween spirit with their pumpkin-orange kits


  8. 1-0 Marseille in the 3rd minute. Most people haven’t even sat down yet. OG header off a L’OM free-kick.

    OOPSIE!


  9. WhiteSpeedReceiver

    It must be Halloween in Zurich, with the International Date Line and whatnot.


  10. MrRedDevil

    Come On You Red Devils!!!


  11. HALP! I’m alone in here with 2 ManPoo supporters!


  12. Highbury Library

    That’s quite the backline Man U is trotting out.


  13. MrRedDevil

    I’m not sure how Chelsea-Atletico is a a better matchup for FSC to broadcast than United-CSKA.


  14. MrRedDevil

    @Highbury Library: The Azzurri are surely taking notes.


  15. WhiteSpeedReceiver

    @Library: Backline? Entire freaking squad.


  16. and it’s 2-0 Marseille in the 11th on a goal from Abriel


  17. I’m alone in here with 2 ManPoo supporters!

    ermm…double entendre? or double penetration?


  18. WhiteSpeedReceiver

    @Library: That’s quite a squad United’s trotting out.


  19. MrRedDevil

    Fletcher missed by 3 inches…


  20. Precious Roy

    Can someone at soccernet turn the f**king scoreboard on? Those of us with s**tty jobs and overzealous IT departments can’t stream s**t.


  21. MrRedDevil

    @Roy: They’re busy f**king the help right now. Leave a message, and they’ll get right back with ya.


  22. I’m expecting much more activity in this thread tomorrow, when both Arsenal and Liverpool play. Is that about right?


  23. Precious Roy

    I didn’t think commie soccer lovers were allowed to f**k at work.


  24. MrRedDevil

    My s**tty feed died, and we gave up a goal. F**K.


  25. MrRedDevil

    @Roy: These are ESPN people we’re talking about. They’re all about T&A in the office.


  26. WhiteSpeedReceiver

    What the f**k?

    (I’m relying on you clowns and the BBC Livetext.)


  27. ü75

    Little Mikey Owen claws it back


  28. MrRedDevil

    Michael Owen!!!

    1-1


  29. ü75

    Benzema, too.


  30. so, it’s 1-1 in the ManUre match, then?


  31. ü75

    Dida is so pants.


  32. WhiteSpeedReceiver

    Caroline Cheese is worthless compared to the Umlaut.


  33. MrRedDevil

    F**k. 2-1 Communists.


  34. ü75

    Apparently, Real Madrid have not scored in Milan since the ’50s (or something).


  35. ü75

    Dammit. I expected no other “good” goals over there. Krasic!


  36. bah, Zurich pull 1 back. 2-1 Marseille after the defense bottled it


  37. ü75

    I, um, thank you? No idea.


  38. oh, Bayern are denied a PK after Diarra gets a hand on the ball while lying down, preventing it from going in. Bad luck


  39. WhiteSpeedReceiver

    No shortage of goals here today, it appears.


  40. these Mesopotamians keep screwing me on the Bordeaux feed!


  41. Georger

    Caroline Cheese is worthless compared to Cheez-Whiz.


  42. Clemantona

    A banner on soccernet is giving me the opportunity to win FIFA 09 by winning EPL fantasy for the 08/09 season!


  43. yeah…i was thinking that…nine goals in eight matches before halftime. seems to be a scoring orgy at the moment.


  44. Georger

    Milan just got absolutely f**ked out of a beautiful goal by Pato.


  45. Georger

    Arbeloa can’t stop Ronaldinho? Shocker.


  46. gamecast has real madrid with 13 shots (5 on frame) already. jesus.


  47. Clemantona

    @ The Fan’s Attic

    so many little blue circles


  48. Georger

    I just got home ten minutes ago and haven’t seen any defending from either team, so that’s probably accurate.


  49. and Gourcuff puts Bordeaux in front in the 37th!


  50. Georger

    Just a guess, but is Kaka woefully underperforming for Madrid this year?


  51. Bergkampesdios

    anyone else having troubles with all of the atdhe streams?


  52. Georger

    These neckwarmers are ridiculous. Really not helping the sport’s reputation here.


  53. wacman1389

    so um, this Milan game is being horrifically called…..

    Benzema’s goal? Offsides

    Milan Pen for handball? Hit his armpit

    Pato disallowed goal? Thing of beauty, totally legal

    Not to mention that the ref is legitimately not blowing his whistle for anything, as everyone is falling over every 10 seconds


  54. Georger

    Gerrard’s goal v. Olympiacos is being used in Funai commercials for HDTV? Yeah … that game definitely wasn’t available in HD anywhere.


  55. eleven goals in 8 matches at halftime. nice.


  56. Georger

    I hate you Xabi Alonso, hate hate hate hate hate.


  57. @Georger: but you used to love him so…you’re probably just jealous.


  58. Georger

    Think so doctor?


  59. here, take two big rips off this and call me afterwards. we can discuss your feelings then.

    /writes scrip for self-medication.


  60. Georger

    Arbeloa es muy s**tty


  61. it’s 3-1 to russians!


  62. Clemantona

    Because I don’t understand the Ukranian language is it only in my head that Bayern’s Timochtchouk sounds a lot like what Apache Chief used to say when he became super sized (Inyuk-chuk).


  63. MrRedDevil

    We’re getting housed in our own stadium. AWESOME.


  64. Precious Roy

    Oh wow… I totally forgot it was at the OT. F**k yeah, I totally just went all Fox Network on your stadium’s ass.

    Okay, I’m off to punish myself for that.


  65. Ryan

    I mean, it’s enjoyable to see United lose, but they still qualify easily right? All this does is make things trickier for Wolfsburg.


  66. Georger

    Chelsea losing too, Aguero scoring against his new employer.


  67. Precious Roy

    Uh, who clued Atletico in to the fact that they can score and not just concede in the CL?


  68. Georger

    You didn’t really think United would lose did you? Come now, they always pull that off.


  69. Georger

    Kaka and Ronaldinho are totally f**king.


  70. 26 goals in 8 matches. over 3 goals a game…awesome.



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