Elizabeth Lambert, will you marry us?

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Lambert

Women’s College Soccer doesn’t get a lot of publicity, well, anywhere.  Especially not the conference tournament semifinal of the Mountain West Conference (apologies to all international readers; it’s complicated).  But, when a one-woman wrecking crew like Elizabeth Lambert is involved, even ESPN has to pay attention.

If you watch the endless SportsCenters in the morning, you may have already caught this.  If you haven’t, then prepare to be amazed.  But watch out, there’s Julie Foudy analysis ahead.

Wow.  I know I speak for at least one other UFer when I say we are in love.  Elizabeth Lambert is a dirty, dirty girl, and I like it.

Sure, this video begs some questions.  Like the big one–how did she not get sent off?  But who cares?  As long as you are not a Mormon, surely you can take in the rough beauty that a girl like Lambert brings to the beautiful game.

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  1. On November 06, 2009 @ 12:02 phil says:

    And here I thought the ponytail yank was my signature move.

  2. On November 06, 2009 @ 12:04 The Fan's Attic says:

    I am definitely a fan of the elbow to the sternum.

  3. On November 06, 2009 @ 12:05 James T says:

    I’m already prepping a marriage request, involving a pair of boxing gloves, a helmet, a live grenade and a Sherman Tank. My kind of woman!

  4. On November 06, 2009 @ 12:05 Georger says:

    Best part: she doesn’t take her eyes off the play during the entire hair pulling sequence. Awareness, she’s got it.

  5. On November 06, 2009 @ 12:10 sven says:

    Well, I’m marking next season’s BYU-NM match on my calendar.

    Ladies…

  6. On November 06, 2009 @ 12:11 whizalen says:

    wow. as much as I detest her actions – esp the whiplash inducing hair pull – i have to admit: i’m turned on

  7. On November 06, 2009 @ 12:18 The Fan's Attic says:

    Peter Crouch approved.

  8. On November 06, 2009 @ 12:19 ü75 says:

    I believe the sage Jerry Seinfeld had something to say about catfights once, and why men love them. But I can’t find video, so I’ll let you do your best to poorly remember the episode yourself.

  9. On November 06, 2009 @ 12:21 The Fan's Attic says:

    Meow!

  10. On November 06, 2009 @ 12:28 Georger says:

    Because men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other there’s a chance they might somehow kiss.

  11. On November 06, 2009 @ 12:30 Magnakai Haaskivi says:

    Fan-fucking-tastic. Bonus: the blonde that elbows the sternum is equally hot.

  12. On November 06, 2009 @ 12:40 Clemantona says:

    I’m glad you’re all focusing your attention on Grabby Mctacklingbackpunchingballkickingface so I can swoop in for the beautiful brunette victim

  13. On November 06, 2009 @ 12:41 Sarah says:

    Hokies win by 13!

  14. On November 06, 2009 @ 12:41 Precious Roy says:

    Bet she got a phone call from Alex McLeish this morning.

  15. On November 06, 2009 @ 12:41 The Fan's Attic says:

    I have to admit I have done all of those things featured in the video save for the hair-pulling at one time or another in game. Although, I have never done all of them in one game.

    I am not a proud man.

  16. On November 06, 2009 @ 12:42 Georger says:

    @Clemantona: Have fun with the magic underpants.

  17. On November 06, 2009 @ 12:51 Clemantona says:

    mmmm mormony

  18. On November 06, 2009 @ 12:55 Georger says:

    I bet she tastes like burning, of your soul in eternal hellfire.

  19. On November 06, 2009 @ 13:06 The Fan's Attic says:

    are mormon girls like catholic girls?

  20. On November 06, 2009 @ 13:07 Clemantona says:

    All I’m saying is that God gave Moses some stone tablets then he gave Joseph Smith some gold plates

    you tell me which one God liked more

  21. On November 06, 2009 @ 13:26 Precious Roy says:

    Moses was Catholic?

  22. On November 06, 2009 @ 13:26 Georger says:

    He was a Unitarian.

  23. On November 06, 2009 @ 13:27 Steve says:

    ain’t nothing like religion jokes on UF to brighten a guy’s morning of busy work.

  24. On November 06, 2009 @ 13:34 phil says:

    I’m pretty sure Moses was Bokonist.

  25. On November 06, 2009 @ 13:55 The Fan's Attic says:

    I think Elizabeth Lambert just slide tackled the video.

  26. On November 06, 2009 @ 13:58 Precious Roy says:

    Nope. All is restored and right with the world.

  27. On November 06, 2009 @ 14:09 Goat says:

    I like that the BYU goal scorer is named C. Payne.

  28. On November 06, 2009 @ 14:20 Ryan says:

    Kudos to the mormons for never staging a fight back and just taking their beating. We may have found a new religion of peace

  29. On November 06, 2009 @ 14:34 Keith says:

    She’d fit in well at Serie A.

  30. On November 06, 2009 @ 14:36 Jape says:

    Nice headline on this post ü75.

  31. On November 06, 2009 @ 14:36 Sarah says:

    Only if she’s equally as good at feigning injury as she is inflicting it, Keith.

  32. On November 06, 2009 @ 14:40 Ryan says:

    And now she’s been suspended indefinitely. http://www.golobos.com/sports/w-soccer/spec-rel/110609aaa.html
    Look for CAS to overturn this early next week.

  33. On November 06, 2009 @ 14:40 James T says:

    I did think the brunette was faking the extent of her injuries a little. Note how she gets slung to the ground, takes a moment to peek through her fingers to see if the foul had been noticed before covering up her face again and waiting for the ref to get involved. You can’t teach intangibles like that.

  34. On November 06, 2009 @ 14:42 James T says:

    Aww, c’mon, Lobos! You don’t suspend her! Without her, no-one knows your team/university exists! Any PR is good PR!

  35. On November 06, 2009 @ 14:53 Clemantona says:

    Los Lobos kick your ass! Los Lobos kick your face! Los Lobos kick your balls into outer space!

    /Johnny 5′d

  36. On November 06, 2009 @ 16:31 uberVU - social comments says:

    Social comments and analytics for this post…

    This post was mentioned on Twitter by UFdotcom: She’s a very dirty girl (the kind you don’t take home to Mother) and she’s our newest crush..
    http://j.mp/2r7BK6...

  37. On November 06, 2009 @ 16:33 Anonymous says:

    DANG!!! This chick is bad! Marry me!

  38. On November 06, 2009 @ 17:09 luis says:

    Is Lambert an Argentinian surname?

  39. On November 06, 2009 @ 19:31 Oyeoro says:

    Seriously, I watched it a work at least 4 times. I think her play was dirty, but she got away with it. So more power to her. She was on top of the action (literally at on point) and breaking up play.

    Sometimes you gotta slow that game do to a crawl to give your team a chance. Linesmen and center ref should have their eyes checked.

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