- Want.
Today sees a full slate of matches across a variety of channels – settle deep into the couch and just veg out all day, while watching individuals far fitter and richer than you chase a tiny ball.
EPL:
Aston Villa v. SFB 10:00am (FSC)
Blackburn v. Portsmouth 10:00am
Manchester City v. Burnley 10:00am (Setanta)
Tottenham v. Sunderland 10:00am (ESPN2)
Wolves v. Arsenal 12:30pm (FSC)
Ligue 1:
Le Mans v. Auxerre 1:00pm
Lorient v. Boulogne 1:00pm
Monaco v. Grenoble 1:00pm
Nancy v. Saint-Etienne 1:00pm
Paris Saint-Germain v. Nice 1:00pm (Setanta)
Valenciennes v. Montpellier 1:00pm
Sochaux v. Lens 3:00pm (Setanta)
La Liga:
Tenerife v. Malaga 12:00pm
Getafe v. Coruna 12:00pm
Barcelona v. Mallorca 2:00pm (GolTV)
Atletico Madrid v. Real Madrid 4:00pm
Serie A:
Catania v. Napoli 12:00pm
Atalante v. Juventus 2:45pm (FSC)
Bundesliga:
Mainze v. Nurnberg 9:30am
Bayern v. Schalke 9:30am
Borussia Monchengladbach v. Stuttgart 9:30am
Bochum v. Freiburg 9:30am
Hoffenheim v. Wolfsburg 9:30am
Random Televised matches:
Sport v. Cruzeiro (Brazil) 4:15pm (GolTV)
Walsall v. Stroubridge (FA Cup) 5:00pm (FSC)
Atletico Nacional v. Independiente (Colombia) 6:15pm (GolTV)
New England v. Chicago (MLS) 8:30pm (FSC)
Other matches:
Paulton Rovers v. Norwich (FA Cup) ON NOW!
Whole lot of Carolina Panthers v Tampa Bay Bucs matchups today. Interesting take on foreign managers getting shitcanned
Lizzy Lambert
with a yank
gave her marker
quite a spank
I’m dreading Darren Bent’s inevitable hattrick today.
You know, if Madrid’s season could get ruined by their best player being called into international action while hurt, that would make my fucking month.
But then, I live a shallow, petty existence.
Come, Georger, join our circle of infamy, and share with us your tale of ennui.
What is a “Paulton Rover” and why is Coldplay’s frontman playing for Norwich?
Wow Holy cannot stop scoring.
Four goals already in the Swansea/Cardiff game and it’s still the first half, not much defense there, still probably better than any EPL games today.
Holy? Holt is what I meant. Steve Holt.
I liked it better when his name was Holy.
Stockport County v Tooting & Mitcham, Rushden & Diamonds v Hinckley Utd, Shrewsbury Town v Staines Town, God I love the FA Cup.
TOOTING!
When you’re in Tooting & Mitcham, you’re on your way to Staines Town.
If only there were a Turtle Head United FC.
Bentley looks to get a rare start with Lennon out again. Oh, joy.
Bentley just changes Spurs whole approach to attacking, especially with Crouch in there. They are not nearly direct enough when those two are in. Too many deep crosses.
Bayern-Schalke on 360 at the moment.
Steve Holt!
Phil… you still in Chicago?
Villa up on SFB already through Young
I still can’t believe that dick won young PotY
you’re a very angry young man, Georger
oh, nice effort from Keane to follow the shot. still a douche, though
What I can’t make a pun about his jacking it on a webcam combined with the idiocy of Ireland getting f’ed on that award?
Amazon is supposedly matching the Wal-Mart pre-Black Friday deals today if anybody is interested.
Georger, you can do whatever you like.
Within reason.
Well I won’t agree to that ludicrous standard.
I had no idea Jamie O’Hara didn’t play for Spurs anymore, certainly had no idea he was capable of scoring.
lolz @ city
Motherfucker. Graham Alexander. I dropped him this week and put Given in as well.
Lescott decides to challenge with two arms extended, ball hits his hands and Burnlet gets a penalty.
Not even Shay could save this one. 1-0.
“Lescott decides to challenge with two arms extended, ball hits his hands and Burnlet gets a penalty.”
That’s not a penalty.
/Arsenal fans
grumblegrumblegrumble
Shitty card for Cohen. If the logic of “I got the ball” isn’t good enough to not get a card, “I didn’t fucking touch him” should be good enough, in my opinion.
He literally walked toward the guy with two arms sticking straight out. What was he expecting to happen?
BBC says it was harsh.
Villa are going to score from a corner reallllly soon if this keeps up, Bolton sucks, and have horrible stripes on their jerseys.
I’m doing an awful job explaining what happened, but it was just idiocy by Lescott in my opinion.
So a card for a mid and a PK against my kicker to start the day for my freefalling fanstasy squad.
Apparently O’Hara scored from thirty yards out.
BBC says: Paul Robinson has got to stop conceding goals from 30 yards out.
Yeah, probably.
Cohen didn’t look hurt, that’s an odd substitution.
he said netherregions
hahahahahahahahahaha
Stuart Atwell is having a rough game so far. Taking abuse from Burnley fans, City fans, plus I don’t think the announcer’s agreed with one of his decisions yet.
Why the hell did Blackburn sell Warnock?
Well, well, well, well, well, well!
Staines is up on Shrewsbury
jesus Corluka, yikes on that header.
Bolton are shambolic! Gary Cahill, holy crap.
ELMANDER!
City get booed off the field at halftime.
I think it’s time to sell Gareth Barry to our Notts County franchise.
spurs fans boo their team at halftime…….
Holy shit was a dive by the Korean for Bolton. Contact —> four steps —> dramatic fall.
What a save by Juicy, and my oh my is this referee horrible.
oh, Gomes. obvious PK.
and Gomes stones the Bent PK!
Hall of Famer Rod Carew gets the third.
Cahill is watching any chance of him getting an England call go by him with every goal that goes through him.
Young, Gabby, and Carew score. Color guy asks announcer “what do they all have in common?”
Announcer refuses to answer because he clearly thinks he’s looking for “they’re black.”
“They all have gloves on!”
Corluka is having a nightmare match here
Oh Burnley, you scamps.
Bent with an obvious dive
Huddlestone gets the 2nd for Spurs
Penalty for Villa.
Milner steps up…..
And Juicy saves it! Rebound to Sidwell, hits the post on an empty net, bounces to Milner, he buries it.
Horrible penalty, wow.
Finally, finally, finally. Rovers up 2-1.
5-1 Villa. Cuellar with a nice header on.
Cahill: English for Traore.
COME ON YOU CHEAP CLARET BASTARDS!
4 additional minutes? Could be 5-5 by the end of this…
Barry, Lescott, and Bridge were just a trio of English awful today.
Holy Crap, Citeh cannot protect a lead of any kind…
For which defender is Citeh going to massively overpay in January?
Five draws in a row for City. Where are all the crisis articles about them?
Toure, Lescott, Richards, Bridge, Sylvinho . . . and you give up 3 to Burnley at Al-Arabia?
It has to be Hughes, right?
Bridge took it upon himself to play left midfield today, couldn’t be arsed to defend too much. I didn’t think Zabaleta was awful, I despise Lescott, but honestly my anti MoM was Barry. Vastly overrated.
@Ryan: Praise to Jeebus you didn’t over-pay for him.
I’m off to cheer the Arse! Up the Gunners, etc. etc. etc.
Spurs with a Home smash and grab. Sunderland deserved something but I will take 3pts while playing poorly. Lennon and Modric have a little more time to get fit now as well with Intl break. Job done
Indeed, he was a frickin bargain wasn’t he?.
The thing is, we’ve made some good buys when we weren’t entirely flush with cash. De Jong is solid and so is Big Dick Kompany, I’d like to see a few more of those type of guys. I’ll take my City whinging elsewhere now to let you all enjoy the Arsenal.
Aaron Ramsey getting the start for the Arsenal.
The Kompany and De Jong buys were very smart; the guys are young, formidable as DMs, and will provide strength in the middle for the foreseeable future.
we’re looking sloppy against Wolves
Eduardo should have been awarded the PK. poor from Mr. Bennett
Is a 2-minute spell of possession too much to ask for? Awful.
Song for Diaby. Thank goodness.
Eduardo!
/sort of
EDUARDO!!
So, um, when do Arsenal start playing?
Right there. That’s definitely against the run of play.
Yeah, own goal on replay.
Cue the First 27 Minutes talk.
Amazing how we score shortly after Diaby came off…
/Loathes Diaby and will seize any opportunity to deride him.
Ramsey’s final ball is generally piss poor but hopefully that will improve with more pitch time.
OWN GOLAZO
Eduardo again!
Dammit I missed it while trying to get a new feed.
of the babies, Gibbs is playing far better than Ramsey
Wolves got caught too far forward. Quick counter gave Ramsey and Eduardo a 2 on 1 from midfield. Eduardo’s shot from 22 went off the defender’s head and floated in the goal. Ramsey’s easy pass was piss-poor (but it worked).
So, what’s everyone doing now that this game is over? 3-0
Terrific stuff. 3-0.
awesome goal. very well-worked from RvP and Fabs
@u75 – watching my Boilers lose to Michigan?
Not yet. South Carolina-Arkansas for me.
PIXIE!
What lazy defending.
Nicely done from the Pixie. Poor poor defending though.
Eduardo almost had it there. Looked better on the replay than in real time.
RvP hates his right foot
FFS! There goes my clean sheet for Vermaelen
That was the most boring 4-1 win I’ve ever watched.
@Georger and NY Kid.
Tooting & Mitcham play their home games 20 minutes from my house. Impressed? I wouldnt be.
AFC Wimbledon play 45 minutes in the other direction, I’d rather go there.
Just watched the DVR’d game… nice win for the Gunners, wish they had held the clean sheet for GD but I blame Almunia for not coming out for the corner. I wish we had a keeper worth a crap.
Too bad about Man Arabia… and for tomorrow’s big match…C’MON GIANT METEORITE… GET IN SUN!!!!
Hock: I don’t want a meteor; a match that sees 5 season ending injuries and 6 red cards would suit me fine.
@Garry – I am only impressed that the club name is “Tooting”
NYKid, Tooting is at least 98% worse than it sounds. The remaining 2% is taken up by the routes leading away from Tooting. Mitcham is much, much worse.
“NYKid, Tooting is at least 98% worse than it sounds. The remaining 2% is taken up by the routes leading away from Tooting. Mitcham is much, much worse.”
Sounds like New Jersey.
If Phil Brown doesn’t start Jozy tomorrow he deserves to be strung up in the center of Hull.
/The above statement may have been influenced by alchohol