Saturday Bootroom: Which Team Does Elizabeth Lambert Play For?

Want.

Want.

Today sees a full slate of matches across a variety of channels – settle deep into the couch and just veg out all day, while watching individuals far fitter and richer than you chase a tiny ball.

EPL:
Aston Villa v. SFB 10:00am (FSC)
Blackburn v. Portsmouth 10:00am
Manchester City v. Burnley 10:00am (Setanta)
Tottenham v. Sunderland 10:00am (ESPN2)
Wolves v. Arsenal 12:30pm (FSC)


Ligue 1:
Le Mans v. Auxerre 1:00pm
Lorient v. Boulogne 1:00pm
Monaco v. Grenoble 1:00pm
Nancy v. Saint-Etienne 1:00pm
Paris Saint-Germain v. Nice 1:00pm (Setanta)
Valenciennes v. Montpellier 1:00pm
Sochaux v. Lens 3:00pm (Setanta)

La Liga:
Tenerife v. Malaga 12:00pm
Getafe v. Coruna 12:00pm
Barcelona v. Mallorca 2:00pm (GolTV)
Atletico Madrid v. Real Madrid 4:00pm

Serie A:
Catania v. Napoli 12:00pm
Atalante v. Juventus 2:45pm (FSC)

Bundesliga:
Mainze v. Nurnberg 9:30am
Bayern v. Schalke 9:30am
Borussia Monchengladbach v. Stuttgart 9:30am
Bochum v. Freiburg 9:30am
Hoffenheim v. Wolfsburg 9:30am

Random Televised matches:
Sport v. Cruzeiro (Brazil) 4:15pm (GolTV)
Walsall v. Stroubridge (FA Cup) 5:00pm (FSC)
Atletico Nacional v. Independiente (Colombia) 6:15pm (GolTV)
New England v. Chicago (MLS) 8:30pm (FSC)

Other matches:
Paulton Rovers v. Norwich (FA Cup) ON NOW!

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Comments

  1. On November 07, 2009 @ 07:57 Georger says:

    Whole lot of Carolina Panthers v Tampa Bay Bucs matchups today. Interesting take on foreign managers getting shitcanned

  2. On November 07, 2009 @ 08:00 phil says:

    Lizzy Lambert
    with a yank
    gave her marker
    quite a spank

  3. On November 07, 2009 @ 08:00 phil says:

    I’m dreading Darren Bent’s inevitable hattrick today.

  4. On November 07, 2009 @ 08:06 Georger says:

    You know, if Madrid’s season could get ruined by their best player being called into international action while hurt, that would make my fucking month.

  5. On November 07, 2009 @ 08:10 Georger says:

    But then, I live a shallow, petty existence.

  6. On November 07, 2009 @ 08:14 phil says:

    Come, Georger, join our circle of infamy, and share with us your tale of ennui.

  7. On November 07, 2009 @ 08:30 Georger says:

    What is a “Paulton Rover” and why is Coldplay’s frontman playing for Norwich?

  8. On November 07, 2009 @ 08:32 Georger says:

    Wow Holy cannot stop scoring.

    Four goals already in the Swansea/Cardiff game and it’s still the first half, not much defense there, still probably better than any EPL games today.

  9. On November 07, 2009 @ 08:32 Georger says:

    Holy? Holt is what I meant. Steve Holt.

  10. On November 07, 2009 @ 08:37 phil says:

    I liked it better when his name was Holy.

  11. On November 07, 2009 @ 08:41 Georger says:

    Stockport County v Tooting & Mitcham, Rushden & Diamonds v Hinckley Utd, Shrewsbury Town v Staines Town, God I love the FA Cup.

  12. On November 07, 2009 @ 08:43 The NY Kid says:

    TOOTING!

  13. On November 07, 2009 @ 08:45 phil says:

    When you’re in Tooting & Mitcham, you’re on your way to Staines Town.

  14. On November 07, 2009 @ 08:47 Georger says:

    If only there were a Turtle Head United FC.

  15. On November 07, 2009 @ 08:55 phil says:

    Bentley looks to get a rare start with Lennon out again. Oh, joy.

  16. On November 07, 2009 @ 09:29 Steve says:

    Bentley just changes Spurs whole approach to attacking, especially with Crouch in there. They are not nearly direct enough when those two are in. Too many deep crosses.

  17. On November 07, 2009 @ 09:36 Steve says:

    Bayern-Schalke on 360 at the moment.

  18. On November 07, 2009 @ 09:44 Precious Roy says:

    Steve Holt!

  19. On November 07, 2009 @ 09:50 Precious Roy says:

    Phil… you still in Chicago?

  20. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:08 The NY Kid says:

    Villa up on SFB already through Young

  21. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:11 Georger says:

    I still can’t believe that dick won young PotY

  22. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:12 The NY Kid says:

    you’re a very angry young man, Georger

  23. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:13 The NY Kid says:

    oh, nice effort from Keane to follow the shot. still a douche, though

  24. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:17 Georger says:

    What I can’t make a pun about his jacking it on a webcam combined with the idiocy of Ireland getting f’ed on that award?

  25. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:17 The Fan's Attic says:

    Amazon is supposedly matching the Wal-Mart pre-Black Friday deals today if anybody is interested.

  26. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:18 The NY Kid says:

    Georger, you can do whatever you like.

    Within reason.

  27. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:20 Georger says:

    Well I won’t agree to that ludicrous standard.

    I had no idea Jamie O’Hara didn’t play for Spurs anymore, certainly had no idea he was capable of scoring.

  28. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:21 Georger says:

    lolz @ city

  29. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:21 The Fan's Attic says:

    Motherfucker. Graham Alexander. I dropped him this week and put Given in as well.

  30. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:22 Ryan says:

    Lescott decides to challenge with two arms extended, ball hits his hands and Burnlet gets a penalty.
    Not even Shay could save this one. 1-0.

  31. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:23 Georger says:

    “Lescott decides to challenge with two arms extended, ball hits his hands and Burnlet gets a penalty.”

    That’s not a penalty.

    /Arsenal fans

    grumblegrumblegrumble

  32. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:24 Georger says:

    Shitty card for Cohen. If the logic of “I got the ball” isn’t good enough to not get a card, “I didn’t fucking touch him” should be good enough, in my opinion.

  33. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:24 Ryan says:

    He literally walked toward the guy with two arms sticking straight out. What was he expecting to happen?

  34. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:26 Georger says:

    BBC says it was harsh.

    Villa are going to score from a corner reallllly soon if this keeps up, Bolton sucks, and have horrible stripes on their jerseys.

  35. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:27 Ryan says:

    I’m doing an awful job explaining what happened, but it was just idiocy by Lescott in my opinion.

  36. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:27 Precious Roy says:

    So a card for a mid and a PK against my kicker to start the day for my freefalling fanstasy squad.

  37. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:28 Georger says:

    Apparently O’Hara scored from thirty yards out.

    BBC says: Paul Robinson has got to stop conceding goals from 30 yards out.

    Yeah, probably.

  38. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:30 Georger says:

    Cohen didn’t look hurt, that’s an odd substitution.

  39. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:31 wacman1389 says:

    he said netherregions

    hahahahahahahahahaha

  40. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:31 Ryan says:

    Stuart Atwell is having a rough game so far. Taking abuse from Burnley fans, City fans, plus I don’t think the announcer’s agreed with one of his decisions yet.

  41. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:33 Georger says:

    Why the hell did Blackburn sell Warnock?

  42. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:34 Ryan says:

    Well, well, well, well, well, well!

  43. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:34 Georger says:

    Staines is up on Shrewsbury

  44. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:41 Steve says:

    jesus Corluka, yikes on that header.

  45. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:43 Georger says:

    Bolton are shambolic! Gary Cahill, holy crap.

  46. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:45 Georger says:

    ELMANDER!

  47. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:49 Ryan says:

    City get booed off the field at halftime.
    I think it’s time to sell Gareth Barry to our Notts County franchise.

  48. On November 07, 2009 @ 10:51 wacman1389 says:

    spurs fans boo their team at halftime…….

  49. On November 07, 2009 @ 11:09 Georger says:

    Holy shit was a dive by the Korean for Bolton. Contact —> four steps —> dramatic fall.

  50. On November 07, 2009 @ 11:10 Georger says:

    What a save by Juicy, and my oh my is this referee horrible.

  51. On November 07, 2009 @ 11:12 The NY Kid says:

    oh, Gomes. obvious PK.

  52. On November 07, 2009 @ 11:13 The NY Kid says:

    and Gomes stones the Bent PK!

  53. On November 07, 2009 @ 11:13 Georger says:

    Hall of Famer Rod Carew gets the third.

    Cahill is watching any chance of him getting an England call go by him with every goal that goes through him.

  54. On November 07, 2009 @ 11:15 Georger says:

    Young, Gabby, and Carew score. Color guy asks announcer “what do they all have in common?”

    Announcer refuses to answer because he clearly thinks he’s looking for “they’re black.”

    “They all have gloves on!”

  55. On November 07, 2009 @ 11:16 The NY Kid says:

    Corluka is having a nightmare match here

  56. On November 07, 2009 @ 11:20 Georger says:

    Oh Burnley, you scamps.

  57. On November 07, 2009 @ 11:22 Johnny Clamboat says:

    Bent with an obvious dive

  58. On November 07, 2009 @ 11:30 The NY Kid says:

    Huddlestone gets the 2nd for Spurs

  59. On November 07, 2009 @ 11:31 Georger says:

    Penalty for Villa.

    Milner steps up…..

  60. On November 07, 2009 @ 11:31 Georger says:

    And Juicy saves it! Rebound to Sidwell, hits the post on an empty net, bounces to Milner, he buries it.

    Horrible penalty, wow.

  61. On November 07, 2009 @ 11:33 jjf3 says:

    Finally, finally, finally. Rovers up 2-1.

  62. On November 07, 2009 @ 11:35 Georger says:

    5-1 Villa. Cuellar with a nice header on.

  63. On November 07, 2009 @ 11:39 Georger says:

    Cahill: English for Traore.

  64. On November 07, 2009 @ 11:48 Georger says:

    COME ON YOU CHEAP CLARET BASTARDS!

  65. On November 07, 2009 @ 11:50 jjf3 says:

    4 additional minutes? Could be 5-5 by the end of this…

  66. On November 07, 2009 @ 11:55 Ryan says:

    Barry, Lescott, and Bridge were just a trio of English awful today.

  67. On November 07, 2009 @ 11:55 jjf3 says:

    Holy Crap, Citeh cannot protect a lead of any kind…

  68. On November 07, 2009 @ 11:58 Highbury Library says:

    For which defender is Citeh going to massively overpay in January?

  69. On November 07, 2009 @ 11:59 Georger says:

    Five draws in a row for City. Where are all the crisis articles about them?

  70. On November 07, 2009 @ 12:03 ebullientfatalist says:

    Toure, Lescott, Richards, Bridge, Sylvinho . . . and you give up 3 to Burnley at Al-Arabia?

  71. On November 07, 2009 @ 12:04 ebullientfatalist says:

    It has to be Hughes, right?

  72. On November 07, 2009 @ 12:13 Ryan says:

    Bridge took it upon himself to play left midfield today, couldn’t be arsed to defend too much. I didn’t think Zabaleta was awful, I despise Lescott, but honestly my anti MoM was Barry. Vastly overrated.

  73. On November 07, 2009 @ 12:15 ebullientfatalist says:

    @Ryan: Praise to Jeebus you didn’t over-pay for him.

  74. On November 07, 2009 @ 12:18 ebullientfatalist says:

    I’m off to cheer the Arse! Up the Gunners, etc. etc. etc.

  75. On November 07, 2009 @ 12:19 Harry's the King of Transfers says:

    Spurs with a Home smash and grab. Sunderland deserved something but I will take 3pts while playing poorly. Lennon and Modric have a little more time to get fit now as well with Intl break. Job done

  76. On November 07, 2009 @ 12:19 Ryan says:

    Indeed, he was a frickin bargain wasn’t he?.
    The thing is, we’ve made some good buys when we weren’t entirely flush with cash. De Jong is solid and so is Big Dick Kompany, I’d like to see a few more of those type of guys. I’ll take my City whinging elsewhere now to let you all enjoy the Arsenal.

  77. On November 07, 2009 @ 12:21 Highbury Library says:

    Aaron Ramsey getting the start for the Arsenal.

  78. On November 07, 2009 @ 12:22 ebullientfatalist says:

    The Kompany and De Jong buys were very smart; the guys are young, formidable as DMs, and will provide strength in the middle for the foreseeable future.

  79. On November 07, 2009 @ 12:39 The NY Kid says:

    we’re looking sloppy against Wolves

  80. On November 07, 2009 @ 12:48 The NY Kid says:

    Eduardo should have been awarded the PK. poor from Mr. Bennett

  81. On November 07, 2009 @ 12:53 Highbury Library says:

    Is a 2-minute spell of possession too much to ask for? Awful.

  82. On November 07, 2009 @ 12:57 Highbury Library says:

    Song for Diaby. Thank goodness.

  83. On November 07, 2009 @ 13:01 The NY Kid says:

    Eduardo!

    /sort of

  84. On November 07, 2009 @ 13:01 Highbury Library says:

    EDUARDO!!

  85. On November 07, 2009 @ 13:01 ü75 says:

    So, um, when do Arsenal start playing?

    Right there. That’s definitely against the run of play.

  86. On November 07, 2009 @ 13:01 Highbury Library says:

    Yeah, own goal on replay.

  87. On November 07, 2009 @ 13:02 ü75 says:

    Cue the First 27 Minutes talk.

  88. On November 07, 2009 @ 13:04 Highbury Library says:

    Amazing how we score shortly after Diaby came off…

    /Loathes Diaby and will seize any opportunity to deride him.

  89. On November 07, 2009 @ 13:07 Highbury Library says:

    Ramsey’s final ball is generally piss poor but hopefully that will improve with more pitch time.

  90. On November 07, 2009 @ 13:08 ü75 says:

    OWN GOLAZO

  91. On November 07, 2009 @ 13:08 The NY Kid says:

    Eduardo again!

  92. On November 07, 2009 @ 13:10 Highbury Library says:

    Dammit I missed it while trying to get a new feed.

  93. On November 07, 2009 @ 13:15 The NY Kid says:

    of the babies, Gibbs is playing far better than Ramsey

  94. On November 07, 2009 @ 13:15 ü75 says:

    Wolves got caught too far forward. Quick counter gave Ramsey and Eduardo a 2 on 1 from midfield. Eduardo’s shot from 22 went off the defender’s head and floated in the goal. Ramsey’s easy pass was piss-poor (but it worked).

  95. On November 07, 2009 @ 13:19 ü75 says:

    So, what’s everyone doing now that this game is over? 3-0

  96. On November 07, 2009 @ 13:19 Highbury Library says:

    Terrific stuff. 3-0.

  97. On November 07, 2009 @ 13:19 The NY Kid says:

    awesome goal. very well-worked from RvP and Fabs

  98. On November 07, 2009 @ 13:20 The NY Kid says:

    @u75 – watching my Boilers lose to Michigan?

  99. On November 07, 2009 @ 13:45 ü75 says:

    Not yet. South Carolina-Arkansas for me.

  100. On November 07, 2009 @ 13:58 The NY Kid says:

    PIXIE!

  101. On November 07, 2009 @ 13:59 ü75 says:

    What lazy defending.

  102. On November 07, 2009 @ 13:59 jgaugust says:

    Nicely done from the Pixie. Poor poor defending though.

  103. On November 07, 2009 @ 14:01 ü75 says:

    Eduardo almost had it there. Looked better on the replay than in real time.

  104. On November 07, 2009 @ 14:18 The NY Kid says:

    RvP hates his right foot

  105. On November 07, 2009 @ 14:22 The NY Kid says:

    FFS! There goes my clean sheet for Vermaelen

  106. On November 07, 2009 @ 14:31 ebullientfatalist says:

    That was the most boring 4-1 win I’ve ever watched.

  107. On November 07, 2009 @ 14:46 King Garry I says:

    @Georger and NY Kid.

    Tooting & Mitcham play their home games 20 minutes from my house. Impressed? I wouldnt be.

    AFC Wimbledon play 45 minutes in the other direction, I’d rather go there.

  108. On November 07, 2009 @ 14:51 hockalees says:

    Just watched the DVR’d game… nice win for the Gunners, wish they had held the clean sheet for GD but I blame Almunia for not coming out for the corner. I wish we had a keeper worth a crap.

    Too bad about Man Arabia… and for tomorrow’s big match…C’MON GIANT METEORITE… GET IN SUN!!!!

  109. On November 07, 2009 @ 15:01 ebullientfatalist says:

    Hock: I don’t want a meteor; a match that sees 5 season ending injuries and 6 red cards would suit me fine.

  110. On November 07, 2009 @ 15:04 The NY Kid says:

    @Garry – I am only impressed that the club name is “Tooting”

  111. On November 07, 2009 @ 16:13 King Garry I says:

    NYKid, Tooting is at least 98% worse than it sounds. The remaining 2% is taken up by the routes leading away from Tooting. Mitcham is much, much worse.

  112. On November 07, 2009 @ 17:36 Anonsters says:

    “NYKid, Tooting is at least 98% worse than it sounds. The remaining 2% is taken up by the routes leading away from Tooting. Mitcham is much, much worse.”

    Sounds like New Jersey.

  113. On November 08, 2009 @ 01:16 Ryan says:

    If Phil Brown doesn’t start Jozy tomorrow he deserves to be strung up in the center of Hull.
    /The above statement may have been influenced by alchohol

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