Poppa Terry Likes A Bump or Two

Terry Time.

Terry Time.

At this point, John Terry is probably fed up with his criminally-minded parents as his father, Ted, has been captured on video selling cocaine.  The always fun News of the World set up a sting catching the father of England’s Captain setting up a drug deal for the supposed multi-millionaires who wanted to party.

The transcript of the deal at NOTW makes it quite clear that Terry is no stranger to the drug world nor partaking in it.  Ted acted like lowly little addict trying to make a quick buck and quick fix asking the multi-millionaires would pay for a bump for him.  He nudged out a fellow drug dealer for the sale and first asked not to be identified to the buyers as John Terry’s father.  But, he quickly sought to further boost his ego by telling all about his famous and wealthy son.

England’s Brave John Terry isn’t a stranger to parental misconduct.  His mother was pinched earlier this year for shoplifting.

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Comments

  1. On November 08, 2009 @ 14:04 Georger says:

    Why is that guy giving a thumbs up when he just spilled blow onto the carpet?

  2. On November 08, 2009 @ 14:29 Matt Alford says:

    Well, maybe it’s best he took that hard shot to the nads today; putting club over family is a bit more understandable now I guess.

  3. On November 08, 2009 @ 14:31 Matt Alford says:

    Believe me Georger, he’ll find a way to vacuum it up off the carpet. He may find it an exciting and worthy challenge four hours after that girl has left.

  4. On November 08, 2009 @ 14:36 ebullientfatalist says:

    I don’t like cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

  5. On November 08, 2009 @ 15:56 jjf3 says:

    I don’t like it either. I merely wanted to marry it and spend the rest of my life with it.

    Which is why I stay far, far away from it…

  6. On November 08, 2009 @ 16:29 Georger says:

    You’re all going to hell.

  7. On November 08, 2009 @ 20:16 Anonsters says:

    Pope Georger has weighed in.

  8. On November 08, 2009 @ 22:43 ebullientfatalist says:

    Yes, we’re all going to hell, Georger, but with the sniffles.

    /Mutu’d

  9. On November 09, 2009 @ 08:36 Bergkampesdios says:

    I guess the nature vs. nurture question has been answered.

  10. On November 09, 2009 @ 19:47 Ryan says:

    Football Weekly took two very nice potshots at the Terry family today. Their podcast isn’t half bad.

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