Shut yer cake hole Redknapp!
Why oh why does Harry Redknapp have to open a can of worms?
Celtic and Rangers want to come into the EPL, a preposterous idea that would destroy Scottish football and lower the standards of the world’s best division. Bolton’s chairman also fancies the Glasgow pair’s arrival as part of his retarded, transparent attempt to make Stupid F**king Bolton uncompetitive but profitable.
The Premier League and the F.A. laughed at the stupidness of the whole thing and put it to bed, tucked it in, fed it some sleeping pills and switched out the light. Done.
But now Harry Redknapp has opened his trap and reckons Celtic and Rangers should be allowed into the Premier League. Well, how about that, easy to expel 2 sides from the Premier league when you are fourth isn’t it Harry? I’m not about about harp on about how s**te Celtic and Rangers are or about what a moron Phil Gartside is. I’ve done that enough recently, but lets just say that Harry is as transparent as Gartside.
The Bolton chairman wants to keep the money coming in without having to spend on players or fear relegation and Harry eyes an easy 12 points. Both selfish notions that will affect the fans who dream of promotion to the EPL all over the country. Gartside’s idea kills English football outside of his two divisions and Redknapp’s robs two sides of a place they have been fighting for and dreaming about for years and years.
Funny how Celtic and Rangers say that they are suffering in Scotland and that Scottish football would be better without them. Over the last few years the two have run away with the league and its been a 2 horse race. Well a lack of money has led both sides to sign players that would not be fit for the EPL and to level the playing field north of the border. Currently Hibernian and Dundee are close enough to create a little bit of a challenge.
All is well, Rangers are skint, Celtic are rubbish, a team filled with average Colaship players and now the SPL is competitive again. No need for anymore daft talk of Celtic and Rangers in the EPL. Service resumed. Give it another year or two and maybe St Mirren will have their day, or Motherwell. One for the Mothers, for Killy, for the Aberdeen Dons fans and one in the eye for the money men.
It is what it is. It’s yours Scotland, embrace and enjoy.
You know how British tabloids like to invent synonyms for “said?” Reading a MBM on the Guardian, no one ever says anything; they bleat or moan or parp. I think the default for Harry Redknapp should be “twitched.” Consider:
“Celtic and Rangers should be allowed in Prem, Redknapp twitches.”
It’s got a ring to it.
Ha! He twitches a lot. Twitchy bastard!
“Crouch, you f**king idiot, don’t use your teeth.”
/shudder
>and lower the standards of the world’s best division
I dont get it.
Why would two scottish teams affect Spain’s La Liga?