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Thursday September 2nd 2010

Quick Throw: Scottish Striker Willing To Dive

Scottish striker Kevin Kyle has admitted that if given the opportunity and the skill, he would dive if it meant his team would win a match.  The honesty is refreshing.  Although, Kyle says he does not know how to dive which I do not believe is quite truthful.  There was that wonderful professor in Portsmouth who taught everybody about the archer’s bow and surely Kyle knows how to fall down. 

Regardless, Kyle is showing initiative and UF will have to keep an eye on Kyle to gauge  his worthiness for the Drogba Award.  Didier may even have a class for Kyle to attend…for a mere 99 pounds.  That’s a steal if it means a victory.

3 Comments for “Quick Throw: Scottish Striker Willing To Dive”

  • Norfolk Ned says:

    Disgrace. What a pillock.

  • Anonsters says:

    Putting this here b/c I wasn’t going to post it in the thread w/ the death news:

    In other news, Barca up 2-0 against Cultural Leonesa w/ 30 minutes left to play at the Camp Nou, and they put on Leo Messi. Not very nice of them. :P

  • Anonsters says:

    And Barca scores 2 times within the first 5 minutes of Messi being on the pitch.


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