Deadier?
In an effort to continue selling his full-body seizure performance, human chest-sponge Didier Drogba will not be able to play for Ivory Coast in its World Cup qualifier against Guinea this weekend.
Drogba is still near death for sticking his breastplate into Johnny Evan’s studs-up cleats.
It should probably be noted that the Ivory Coast has already qualified for South Africa. So basically, Drogba didn’t want to hop a plane and go home.
If he is “deadier” does that make Jonny Evans “rapier?”
What a douche nozzle. Man up you cheating numpty. He has to be the most pathetic, disgraceful human being on earth. Even Hitler wouldn’t have pretended another footballer had knocked him into a shalking seizure. What a loser.
Any word on the status of Evans’ knee, ankle, and foot?
they are still out with a rape.
but, Didier may be ready for that friendly later in the week in Germany. Just a short little jaunt. although, it remains to be seen whether it will be held as planned due to the Enke incident.
i forgot about this but didn’t adidas design the chelsea kits with breast plates? presumably those should have prevented the injury. welp, back to the drawing board.
@TFA What injury? If Chelsea released the game as a movie, he’d get the oscar easy. No competition.
well, i bet if you had metal studs jammed into your chest by a rapist there might be some injury.
what part of the rapist is doing said jamming?
who knows? he’s a c**tish animal. he could be doing it with his ear or his little toe. there’s no telling with those sorts of animals.
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