Wait for the replay, then laugh [The Beautiful Game]
What. In. The. F*ck? (NSFW) [ONTD_FB]
Meanwhile, Guti says it’s all the foreigners that are hurting Real Madrid [Soccerway]
World Cup draw seeding shenanigans have already begun [Match Fit USA]
PROTIP: Do not catch a ride with the Twellman brothers [The Offside Rules]
Not all Swedish football fans are photogenic, and some of them are even assholes [The Offside]
Photographic proof that Nigeria’s U17 captain is much older than he says [Kickoff]
Finally:
Coleen Rooney can’t even wait for her perineum to heal before going out clubbing [Kickette]
Dude.
That second link.
I may have nightmares.
I hope you didn’t click through to the full gallery then.
Finally! My google search for “Coleen Rooney perineum” yields results!
Also, my sister lives in Sweden, and I’ve actually been there and gone to an Assyriska game (last game of the season…they were promoted). The big deal about them is that they are mostly “immigrants.” That’s why their supporters (also mostly immigrants) are often involved in fights.
I read that match fit article….why does the US deserve a seed exactly?
“France and Portugal, who had ample opportunity to qualify from the UEFA process without needing to play playoff series with “lesser” nations.”
I forgot that CONCACAF was stacked with the world’s best teams.
I mean really, Ireland and Bosnia are ranked higher than all but two and three CONCACAF members respectively.
Finally, a Backpasses edition with everything I’ve ever wanted: immigrants fighting, Colleen Rooney’s aching birth canal, and old man balls. 10 out of 10, dear sir.