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Thursday September 2nd 2010

Friday Night ‘Lights: Death Rattle Edition.

Drogba doing his thing.
Drogba doing his thing.

Its the weekend..GET IN. But I know some of you on here today probably forgot to visit sometime this week and that just breaks my heart. Think of all the fantastic content you might have missed? The things you didn’t learn or laugh at. Painful to fathom right?

Well never fear, Friday Night ‘Lights are here. All the best highlights from the week that was down in good ol UF-ville. Follow the links and lets get started…

On Monday we had some fun with some new Iphone apps, my personal favorite is the new Burnley app, one problem? It only works at home. Notts County forgot to pay their taxes but they remembered on Tuesday.

On Tuesday we announced a fantastic new award and gave the first one to N’Gog. PR told us that the USA don’t like winning  and Charlie Davies was released from Hospital. Tuesday also brought the sad news that German stopper Robert Enke committed suicide.

Wednesday brought a dig  at Robinho, some shennanigans in Peterborough and Mexico released their own Christmas wrapping paper.

Yesterday the FA told Phil Gartside to take his retarded two tiered survival plan and shove it up his arse. Darius Vassell was evicted  from his Turkish  hotel, Southampton found out  how much Rooney would cost, U75 brought us the ‘Drogba death rattle’ and Nani looked up the number for his agent…Who might just be Japp Stam.

Today’s follies and foolery is but a small scroll south.

Have a great weekend everyone and remember to head to the boot room tomorrow to discuss all of this weekends international activity. Up the City!

9 Comments for “Friday Night ‘Lights: Death Rattle Edition.”

  • Georger says:

    I think that caption is hammered drunk.

  • Georger says:

    Oh and with that Stam comparison, I don’t know if it really fits, because I cannot imagine how the hell United are going to turn a profit off of him, nor do I see United regret selling him.

    Fun fact: Stam is a scout for United now, so I guess Nani has a job in twenty years at least.

  • ebullientfatalist says:

    35 Elon – App 27

  • Georger says:

    I think there are going to be a ton of points scored, that’s all I’ve got. Will be nice to win and get the seed for the playoffs.

  • ebullientfatalist says:

    Yeah, its all about the seed, since both of us are already in. Plus, there’s the whole uppity private school -v- granola App.

  • James T says:

    MLS soon, folks!

  • Eladio says:

    You mean a Friday night open thread? Woo hoo!

  • Eladio says:

    It’s Friday night, I’m not drunk, and I’m listening to Bruce Arena talk, wearing a sweater like an English teacher from 1983. Something is wrong here.

  • Eladio says:

    Way to go Galaxy! Playing by moonlight, like the druids used to at Stonehenge.


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