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November 14, 2009

Saturday Bootroom: All Whites Edition

NZ goal hero Rory Fallon

NZ goal hero Rory Fallon

In case you missed it, two important soccer things happened overnight. In LA, America’s premier soccer venue went dark twice before the Galaxy defeated Houston 2-0 in Overtime. Secondly, in a game which started three hours later, but finished about the same time, New Zealand defeated Bahrain 1-0 to punch their collective ticket to South Africa. As Georger pointed out in the comments last night, Twitter then saw All Whites explode as a trending topic, leading to some consternation due to incorrectly presumed racism. Imagine if the NZ Badminton team had won something at the same time. The internet may have imploded at that.

Anyway, there are plenty more matches today, some of great importance, some not. Look at the list, then join us in the comments to make laugh on them (Borat reference! It’s 2006 all over again!)

World Cup Qualifying
While most of the world focuses in the two-legged playoffs below, African qualifying also enters its last day with three of the five groups up for grabs. One of those groups will be decided on the pitch (mostly, there’s a scenario where that could end in a further one game playoff), while the other two groups will have plenty of scoreboard watching going on.

All times EST
Group A
10.30 Morocco-Cameroon (10 pts, +5 GD)
10.30 Togo-Gabon (9, +3)
Group B
8.00 Mozambique-Tunisia (11, +4)
8.00 Kenya-Nigeria (9, +4)
Group C
12.30 Egypt (10, +3)-Algeria (13, +7)

Playoffs
11.00 Russia-Slovenia (Setanta)
1.00 Greece-Ukraine (Setanta)
3.00 Ireland-France (Setanta Premium)
3.30 Portugal-Bosnia Herzegovina (Setanta)
9.00 Costa Rica-Uruguay

Friendlies
10.00 Slovakia-USA (FSC)
10.00 Wales-Scotland
12.00 Brazil-England (FSC)
2.45 Italy-Netherlands (GolTV)
4.00 Spain-Argentine (ESPNDeportes)



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218 Comments


 
 

  1. Georger

    Where did he hit him, can’t tell in the replay. He just buckled as soon as he rolled over, geez.


  2. Eladio

    To me it seems that Chiellini steps right on his ankles with his studs. Check out around the 22 second mark.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haoGpaWMaww

    I wonder if this is reverse kharma for watching “Mafioso” last night and not liking it that much?


  3. Eladio

    In reality, Georger, it wasn’t a dirty tackle by any means. But I’m bitter, drunk, and sick of the rain in Boston. So f**k that guy.


  4. Georger

    Cant fault that attitude at all.


  5. Eladio

    Alright…who’s the UF tweeter? It’s not enough I have to hear about RVP from every other person I follow? You have to add insult to injury?

    It’s PR…I just know it.


  6. Eladio

    Looking forward to this evening…Costa Rica pretty much needs a clean sheet tonight to have any chance to move forward to SA.


  7. James T

    Eladio: it was me. It’s tweet-worthy, and we’re a soccer blog! Should we look the other way bc of who’s involved?

    I apologize for adding to your pain.


  8. James T

    And anyways, Arse are laden with offense-minded talent. They’ll weather the storm. It’s not like you’re Liverpool or anything.


  9. Eladio

    @James: in the immortal words of Cam Neely: You want to kick my dog while you’re here?


  10. Eladio

    So seriously:

    It seems that Uruguay getting through to the WC is now a foregone conclusion (cue David Brent), and while FIFA may want to keep their seeding process private, I don’t think there’s any way the pots/seeding WON’T work like this:

    Pot 1:
    Spain
    England
    France (too soon?)
    Argentina
    Germany
    South Africa
    Brazil
    Italy

    With 5 UEFA teams in Pot 1, that conveniently leaves 8 UEFA teams in pot 2.


  11. Eladio

    Stupid enter button.

    So that leaves:

    Conmebol: 3 teams
    CAF: 5 teams
    Concacaf: 3 teams
    AFC: 4 teams
    Oceania: 1 team


  12. Eladio

    JESUS! I’m not THAT drunk.

    So i don’t think there’s any doubt that Pot 3 will include the remaining 3 Conmebol teams plus the 5 African teams, leaving Pot 4 with Concacaf, AFC, and New Zealand.

    I still think we’ll see the group of death as:

    England; Portugal;


  13. Eladio

    England, Portugal, Ivory Coast, USA.

    And that’s it for me. It’s obvious my ability to post without hitting the “submit” button is only equal to Sarkozy’s ability to monopolize the French media.


  14. jjf3

    Jesus, you ARE that drunk, but I appreciate the effort. I flamed out last night without fighting for that last possible post…


  15. Ryan

    What I tell myself so I can sleep at night:
    What incentive does FIFA have left to screw the US? We’ve bought the most tickets for the tournament, so you’d think Sepptic and Jackass Warner would at least want all those free spending Yanks around until the round of 16.


  16. Keith

    Plus, Ryan, you’d think Sepp would recognize one of his own kind in Sunil


  17. Ryan

    Also, what kind of logic was used to pick Sudan of all places for the Egypt-Algeria playoff?
    Was the logic something along the lines of, “Well it’s not like an all out war between two countries’ supporters could make conditions any worse.”?


  18. ebullientfatalist

    So, I’m going to see The Damned United this afternoon. That is all. I just thought you should know.


 
 



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