Quick Throw: Avram! to Pompey
Posted by Precious Roy on November 25th, 2009 @ 12:17 pm | 7 comments
The permanently dour-faced Avram Grant has been offered the gig at Pompey. Sources indicate he will take it, and that Paul Hart will stay on at Portsmouth in some capacity.

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Great, more Jews taking over the EPL. /Zaki
Avram is going to even more dour with that sorry collection of “talent.” Clearly this means that the Arab takeover is no longer in the cards. Is Roman having his girlfriend purchase a satellite EPL club?
No AG picture?
Fine, I’ll do it.
Well, what Pompey clearly need to turn their season around is someone who can look unhappier than Paul Hart at press conferences.
I keep re-punctuating it in my mind as: “Quick! Throw Avram to Pompey!” But I’m not what that means.
Any word on whether Avram’s obsession with killing Clouseau will follow him to Pompey?
Well, this just means Pompey will avoid relegation. I rate Avram as a manager – and a mortician.