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November 25, 2009

Quick Throw: Avram! to Pompey

The permanently dour-faced Avram Grant has been offered the gig at Pompey. Sources indicate he will take it, and that Paul Hart will stay on at Portsmouth in some capacity.



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7 Comments


  1. spectator

    Great, more Jews taking over the EPL. /Zaki


  2. ian

    Avram is going to even more dour with that sorry collection of “talent.” Clearly this means that the Arab takeover is no longer in the cards. Is Roman having his girlfriend purchase a satellite EPL club?


  3. Anonsters

    Well, what Pompey clearly need to turn their season around is someone who can look unhappier than Paul Hart at press conferences.


  4. Wedel

    I keep re-punctuating it in my mind as: “Quick! Throw Avram to Pompey!” But I’m not what that means.


  5. phil

    Any word on whether Avram’s obsession with killing Clouseau will follow him to Pompey?


  6. ebullientfatalist

    Well, this just means Pompey will avoid relegation. I rate Avram as a manager – and a mortician.



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