Wednesday Backpasses: Gobbler

Things are likely to be sparse here through the weekend. Enjoy your holiday, ‘Mericans.

Liverpool is going ahead and throwing their end of season party [Yes, it's a joke]
Pavs and Shavs had a dust up in the Russia locker room [Who eats pies?]
It’s a good thing Rio is injured. He’s too busy off the pitch to do anything good on it [ONTD_FB]
Luca Toni suspended at Bayern. Didn’t matter today [Goal]
Scotland’s perennial worst club may be tossed from their league [Inside Left]
Sounders lose their first-ever MLS signing in expansion draft [Seattle Times]
Unsurprisingly, given Arsenal, France have the most EPL players of continental countries [The Best Eleven]
Hope none of you are fans of any of these clubs [Guardian]

Finally:
I find this to be a legitimate use for the internet. Too bad it is taking so long to come to fruition [When Saturday Comes]