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December 2, 2009

Derby’s Ram Can Write, And “Sorry” Letters Are His Specialty

Ha Ha!

Ha Ha!

Ah mascots, gotta love em. They get the crowd going, mock the other teams players and generally act like tits. Some wave at kids, some do handstands and some run onto the pitch and mock injured players.

Derby County mascot ‘Rammie’ decided Reading midfielder Brian Howard was feigning injury last weekend, so he ram ran onto the pitch and mocked the player. Now, players do make the most of challenges and some need a slap for rolling around like toddlers, wasting time, but in Howard’s case he was clutching his face and nursing a broken jaw.

Needless to say, Reading were not too happy with Rammie, especially manager Brendan Rodgers.

“The injury was no laughing matter. The guy was just an idiot trying to make a name for himself.” – Rodgers.

Rammie has since written to Howard to apologize for his behavior. That’s one smart ram, mine can’t even crap in the right place.



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6 Comments


  1. ebullientfatalist

    I will reserve judgment until Goat decides to comment.


  2. Nathaniel

    Ramse >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Goatse


  3. Keith

    “Hey Rammie, he’s really hurt!”

    “I SAID Ha-ha”

    /obligatory


  4. Goat

    @EF: While we may speak a common language, we goats have a long-running feud with all sheep. They think they’re so high and mighty what with their wool and their pecorino and all. I say f**k Rammie and f**k the whole lot of ‘em. The world finally gets to see what a**holes they are.


  5. Georger

    The fact that the ram is wall-eyed makes it that much funnier. I wholeheartedly support his actions.


  6. Georger

    Also: he looks like the UNC mascot in blackface.



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