Millionaire Flavio Briatore with Q.P.Rs top missile specialist.
Paul Hart was named the new manager of Queens Park Rangers just hours after Jim Magilton and his assistant John Gorman left by mutual consent. Actually its highly unlikely there was much of a mutual sharing of opinions on the matter. Magilton had been on suspension after a dressing room incident with midfielder Akos Buzsaky after the 3-1 defeat to Watford last week. Magilton denies coming to blows with the Hungarian midfielder although he did admit to having ”a difference of opinion’. Some reports claimed a head butt was involved.
Magilton was manager of the hoops for just 23 games and leaves the west London outfit 3 points from the Colaship play-off zone.
Hart has been unemployed for under a month since being replaced at Portsmouth by Uncle Avram (Grant), the former Pompey coach has previously managed in the Colaship with Nottingham Forest.
Hart is the 6th manager of Q.P.R in just two years since disgraced Formula 1 boss Flavio Briatore took over the club. Ian Dowie, Paulo Souza, John Gregory, Luigi Di Canio and now Jim Magilton have all failed to satisfy Briatore’s desire to mix it with the leagues big boys.
Sousa left the club in similar circumstances after the board accused the former Portuguese international of ‘leaking secrets’. Not sure what kind of secrets Q.P.R are hiding, maybe Loftus Road is sitting on a nuclear missile facility? Like Sousa, Magilton’s departure seems to have developed from something trivial being blown out of proportion. Why Briatore can’t just admit he wants a change, pony up and move on is beyond me. Perhaps he likes the excitement that secrets and scuffles bring? Maybe they give him something to talk about at dinner parties, who knows.
Anyway, Hart(56) will initially be in charge until the end of the season and have former Luton manager Mick Harford as his assistant. Their first game will be at home to Sheffield United this Saturday.

Those jeans the missile specialist is wearing disturb me. It’s like she’s wearing them around her thighs. Bizarre.
/yes, I know I should be focusing on the top half of the missile.
Two scuds squeezed into a denim chassis.
she’s no Dr. Christmas Jones!
That is one helluva shirt. She seems to lack Ollie Kahn’s birthin’ hips, though.
That Missile Specialist deserves her own post. And by ‘post’, I mean…
Sorry, couldn’t be bothered to read the text.
Not with that picture distracting me. Yowza.
(I just realized. This is turning into the UF-equivalent of a Kickette thread.)
You could slice a ripe tomato on those hip bones. While that sort of thing might be handy if you find yourself without a knife and an overwhelming urge for a BLT, it’s not attractive.
If you’re looking at the hip-bone in isolation, Goat. But if you’re looking at it, and perceive the geometry of the body to which it is attached, and the hint of the downward swoop embodied by the hip-bone, and…
/i need a break
I think you might also need a new keyboard.
Actually, I do. I broke my “f” key while trying to clean the dust out from underneath it. Now if I punch it too hard, the key pops off the keyboard. :(
@dmvdc, I did that with my “w” key before. I never really appreciated how often its used until I had to reset it every time it was typed.
You can’t spell “f**k Wolves” without an “f” and a “w.”
I think this means I should just buy a new Mac altogether.