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Former Benfica, Liverpool, and LA Galaxy defender Abel Xavier is taking to the holy high ground. He’s converting to Islam.
And he’s also converting himself to be the body double for that guy who played the Indian co-worker at Smart Tech in the 40 Year Old Virgin.
Said Xavier: “In moments of grief, I have found comfort in Islam. Slowly, I learned a religion that professes peace, equality, freedom and hope. These are foundations with which I identify. And which I cogitated upon when I shot the anabolic steroid methandrostenolone into my ass.”
Okay, that last bit might not be verbatim. But yes, Abel Xavier: footballer, servant of Allah, drug cheat.
Until recently, he was also a motion capture model for Duke Nukem Forever.
Wow this a real mature comment.. Just try to respect people.