Whoooooooo are you? Who who, who who…
The Sun is reporting today that a well known married Premier League manager was caught at a brothel! The newspapers reporters say they saw the manager exit his car, enter the ‘massage parlour’ and leave the place an hour later. He confirmed who he was and said he knew the place was a knocking shop.
“We confronted him and asked him to confirm his identity. He did – and smiled as he agreed he knew he had been in the company of hookers”.-Sun reporter.
Our investigator then asked if she offered full sex and the hooker replied: “Ah no, that’s what you want? I’ll tell you later.” The reporter then offered 70 for half an hour including full sex. But the girl replied: “One hundred and thirty pounds, it’s better if you go one hour – everything.” – Excerpt from the Sun article.
So which one of the possible 20 was it? The paper cannot name the manager due to UK laws pertaining to the Human Rights Act, but I’m sure it will be common knowledge very soon as the interwebs are rife with tasty speculation! Lets hope it was worth it eh?
Ok, lets start a game. One guess each folks, first one in the commnts to guess correctly gets a free t-shirt! One guess per commenter!
Arsene Wenger.
Phil Brown.
Tony Pulis… not so much of a stretch from naked headbutts to a rub and tug.
Army of Dad took my first guess, so I’ll go with Gianfranco Zola.
Big Sam. Human Rights Act? WTF?
Carlo Ancelotti.
David Moyes, without a doubt…
Owen Coyle!
Harry “I Hate Christmas” Redknapp
SAF.
McLeish
Clearly Roy Hodgson.
@Jape He was up there for me as well. Turns out he’s no longer married though.
Rafa. It is a fact.
Married, huh? You’re off the hook this time, Martin O’Neil. Stop crying.
Clearly Roberto Mancini is trying to acclimate himself to life in Manchester.
What’s that? MO’N's wife didn’t die? Well s**t.
Oh, and there’s 2 “L”‘s.
C’mon. This is clearly Gary Megson. The sad eyes say it all.
Avram!! Every Jew knows that shiksas are for practice.
Please please please be Steve Bruce.
Married! crap. I thought a rich Italian gentleman would be just the type to brazenly admit who he was and what he was doing at a cathouse.
Technically no longer an EPL manager, but I’m gonna say Mark Hughes. (if only because Megson and Redknapp were off the board)
Sparky has a lot on his mind and might have needed a release…
Can’t be Wenger, he likes the lads.
Gotta be Big Sam.
My guess was ‘Arry, but epiblast took it.
Roberto Martinez.
Im trying not to conjure the mental image but I’ll go with ‘Arry.
martinez
it’s Mick McCarthy – he needs to release that “mid-table, but not quite clear of the drop-zone” stress
Obviously Mancini looking to strengthen his defense with some Thai lady boys
The brothel is behind the Jet filling station, Botley Road, Horton Heath, SO50 7DN.
With it’s location between Portsmouth and Southampton it is a fair bet that it was Harry R!
My oh my Hugh, you know too much!