Now, I don’t speak Italian and if any of you do please feel free to translate the video after the jump. But I gather the gist is this:
Italian TV joker Elena Di Cioccio decides to find out if David Beckham’s meat and potatos are of a decent size. After some comparisons to the todger of Ronaldo, who has taken over from Beckham as Armani’s skivvy model, she decides to head to an Adidas event (armed with a pair of rubber gloves) to have a good old grope to discover the truth.
Well, as you can imagine, Becks was not amused!

That could be the most disturbing video ever posted on thsi website.
I didn’t know that’s how they got down in Italy….
Nobody else getting a Tyler Durden-vibe with the rubber glove?