Alex Ferguson is such a kind dad, as evidenced by his late Xmas gift to son and new Preston North End manager, Darren. It’s the gift of striker Danny Welbeck, released to the Colaship club on loan until the end of the season. Welbeck, who has 5 goals in 24 appearances for United, is also Darren’s first signing at Deepdale, so it’s especially cute, like when your dad takes you at age 16 to a brothel so you can pop your cherry (wait, that didn’t happen to you?). He’s helping you on your way, and SAF’s present to his son should help. Maybe Darren’s second signing could be Michael Owen.

We call them men’s bathhouses over here, not brothels.
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