Did Anyone At Chelsea Not Sleep With Perroncel?

"Is that a footballer?"

The former landlady of John “Diddler King” Terry’s french mistress, Vanessa Perroncel, says that Eidur Gudjohnsen used to have regular sessions with the lingerie model before heading home to his wife at 5 am.

Perroncel used to work as a hostess in a club that Gudjohnsen regularly frequented and according to Linda Wardley who used to rent her sons old room out to Perroncel:

“It was clear what they got up to, you could hear them – he appeared quite energetic. On three or four occasions Eidur actually stayed the night, but always left in the early hours around 5am.”

As we know, Eidur and Terry weren’t the only Chelsea boys enjoying the romantic surroundings of Wardley’s son’s council flat bedroom. Wardley claims that Perroncel had one goal in life: to be a WAG.

She actually turned into a SLAG instead but let’s not quibble over a couple of consonants. According to Wardley, GudBadjohnsen even invited Perroncel over to his joint while his wife was away:

“If his wife was away she would go around there and stay in his house – Vanessa used to adore it because it was so luxurious. Vanessa said Eidur told her, ‘I would leave her, but I’m terrified of losing my kids. All she wanted was to become a WAG and used to say, ‘A footballer will keep me in the lap of luxury I deserve’.”

Oh it sounds like Ms Perroncel deserved the life of luxury for sure, if anyone did… Sheesh!

Wardley says that Perroncel and Gudjohnsen’s fling lasted 7 months and just a few weeks later she moved in with Wayne Bridge; we all know the rest from there. I will now patiently await for the next strapped for cash landlord, builder, friend, nanny or window cleaner to pop out of the woodwork to reveal another Chelsea-related, personal Perroncel anti-parable. God, I hope Avram Grant is next.