Monday Backpasses: What was my option before “laith”?

Punny

Another one of EBJT’s possible conquests clams up [Belfast Telegraph]
She’s done some nekkid modeling, too. If you’re old enough and inclined, Google loves you [NSFW]
Thomas Brolin would like a goal credited to him–19 years after the fact [When Saturday Comes]
Did Brian Ching let the news of a secret friendly against Germany slip out? [Match Fit USA]
Dissecting Euro 2012 groups by FIFA rankings [The Best 11]
As a team, you know you have failed when the FA fires all of the coaches–and the players [Soccernet]
Burnley want to expand Turf Moor. And they hope that Prince Charles will help. Maybe if they were building stables amirite?? [Sports Pro Media]
Ronaldinho needs a better password for his Hotmail account [Dirty Tackle]

Finally:
Mohamed Zidan loves . . . something [World Cup Blog]