Dude, it's 2010
TFA says this Bremen fan is hoarding Unobtanium. I have little idea what that means. But hey, cool picture!
Jose Mourinho now totally ready to be Liverpool manager [Yahoo!]
Another German-American comes to the fore in the Bundesliga. Sunil, get on this now! [Match Fit USA]
The same guys who did the Mikey Owen brochure put an ad in Financial Times for Crystal Palace’s sale [Off the Post]
If this MLS season happens, and he plays, Jaime Moreno will be the last remaining player who has played in every MLS season [DC United]
Brazilian judge rules that Brazilian players are pansies and cannot kick off if the temperature is above 95°F [Four Four Two]
Matt Derbyshire bites at the hand that feeds him in Greece [When Saturday Comes]
Franck Ribery wears (and shows) some highly suspect underwear [Dirty Tackle]
Finally:
Korean company mocks David Beckham in a diaper advert [ONTD_FB]
Brazil should just worry about their announcers.
I gather umlaut hasn’t seen Avatar yet.
I personally have boycotted the film.
Av-A-Tar? Never heard of it
/deadspin’d
Becky is built like an underage asian girl?
That’s why he talks like one.