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February 17, 2010

UF Quick Throw: Afro King To Miss Run-In

Marouane Fellaini, he of the rounded coiffure, the bouncing bouffant is going to be out for 6 months.

The Belgian (sometimes-when suits) international was crocked by Liverpool’s Greek hacker, Sotirios Kyrgiakos during the Merseyside derby a couple of weeks back. Fellaini has been in fine form this term and Everton will certainly miss his influence.



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13 Comments


  1. cjdomer04

    All could have been avoided if he had been properly punished for booting Kuyt in the face.


  2. wacman1389

    All could have been avoided if the Greek didn’t slide in with two feet

    All could have been avoided if he was Wolverine

    All could have been avoided if he had a V8….

    See, lots of stuff could of happened


  3. phil

    If there were a blog about counterfactuals, I’d comment on it.


  4. Georger

    He should have been red carded for the stomp, f**k him.


  5. Georger

    Or worded a different way: he got hurt stomping on a player, so f**k him.


  6. I was trying to find out more about that when it suits him comment and on
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marouane_Fellaini someone put his name down as Screech Fellaini-Bakkioui.
    You gotta love Wikipedia.


  7. Georger

    “Mostly known for his ridiculous haircut”

    hahahahaha


  8. Defoe's a Yiddo

    He is a good player. That was a classic old time derby with hard tackles flying in from every direction. Fellani could have been off but Mascherano should be off 3 out every 4 fixtures that dirty Argie s**t


  9. Goat

    “dirty Argie s**t”
    Isn’t that what you get from eating in one of those Argentine steakhouses?


  10. Georger

    I’m not sure why I clicked that, but youtube bounced back the link with a big “f off fatty.”


  11. Sorry, Georger – it’s fixed now.

    And it’s only NSFW due to language.


  12. Georger

    Oh I was expecting it to be Screech’s porn. And I still clicked it.



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