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February 17, 2010

Wednesday Open Thread (With Video Of Howlers & Goals)

Ouch. Check em Glenn!

Good afternoon blog fiends, lots happening this afternoon, so lets get to it. Just in, it didn’t take Patrick Vieira long to get back to his old ways–He’s been charged with violent conduct by the FA for sticking his boot in Glenn Wheelan’s knackers last night.  Pleasant.

Lets talk today’s footy!

Arsenal v Porto and Bayern v Fiorentina in the CL, Newcastle take on Coventry in the Colaship and in the EPL? Wigan and Bolton go head-to-head in a relegation 6 pointer, that one sounds like it will be an absolute thriller! Zzzzzzzz.  All the fixture’s and team news after the Jump.

Uefa Champions League
Bayern Munich v Fiorentina
FC Porto v Arsenal

Barclays Premier League

Wigan v Bolton

The Coca-Cola Football League Championship
Crystal Palace v Reading
Newcastle v Coventry

Coca-Cola Football League Two
Notts County v Grimsby

Clydesdale Bank Premier League
St Johnstone v Hibernian

Active Nation Scottish Cup
Rangers v St Mirren

International Match
North Korea v Turkmenistan (note that this one only happened if North Korea win. Otherwise Shhhhhhhhh.)

Team News!

Sol Campbell starts! Will he be able to contain the Hulk?

FC Porto: Helton, Fucile, Rolando, Bruno Alves, Pereira, Ruben Micael, Fernando, Raul Meireles, Varela, Falcao, Hulk. Subs: Beto, Guarin, Belluschi, Gonzalez, Maicon, Costa, Miguel Lopes.

Arsenal: Fabianski, Sagna, Campbell, Vermaelen, Clichy, Diaby, Denilson, Fabregas, Rosicky, Bendtner, Nasri. Subs: Mannone, Vela, Walcott, Ramsey, Silvestre, Eboue, Traore.

And at the inevitably empty JJB DW Stadium in Wigan?

Wigan:Kirkland, Melchiot, Caldwell, Bramble, Figueroa, Scharner, McCarthy, Diame, N’Zogbia, Moreno, Rodallega. Subs: Stojkovic, Thomas, Scotland, Moses, Gomez, Sinclair, Boyce.

Bolton:Jaaskelainen, Steinsson, Ricketts, Knight, Robinson, Lee, Muamba, Gardner, Taylor, Elmander, Kevin Davies. Subs: Al Habsi, Samuel, Mark Davies, Cohen, Andrew O’Brien, Wilshere, Weiss.

And in Germany?

Bayern Munich: Butt, Lahm, Van Buyten, Demichelis, Badstuber, Robben, Van Bommel, Schweinsteiger, Ribery, Gomez, Muller. Subs: Rensing, Altintop, Olic, Klose, Pranjic, Contento, Tymoschuk.

Fiorentina: Frey, De Silvestri, Kroldrup, Natali, Gobbi, Montolivo, Bolatti, Marchionni, Jovetic, Vargas, Gilardino. Subs: Avramov, Donadel, Felipe, Pasqual, Comotto, Keirrison, Carraro.

At St James Park?

Newcastle: Harper, Simpson, Coloccini, Williamson, van Aanholt, Routledge, Nolan, Guthrie, Jonas, Carroll, Lovenkrands. Subs: Krul, Pancrate, Smith, Hall, Best, Ranger, Taylor.

Coventry: Westwood, Wright, Crainie, Barnett, Wood, Baker, Clingan, Deegan, McIndoe, Morison, Eastwood. Subs: Turner, Gunnarsson, Stead, Sears, Hussey, Grandison, Konstantopolous.

And a Fabianski howler at Porto.


Sol Campbell equalizes..


One for the NY Kid. Arsenal wannabe Marouane Chamakh scores a super header in the French Cup this afternoon against Lorient. Bordeux currently 2-1 up.


It’s HT at Wigan and what a surprise…Its 0-0.

Uh oh, Fabianski AGAIN. What was he doing? YOU..CAN..NOT..PICK..UP..A..BACK..PASS…MATE! Porto 2-1 up from an indirect free-kick in the box. Actually the fact the ref allowed it taken that quick was nuts, Arsenal asleep and Fabianski running back towards his goal!




About the Author

Norfolk Ned
I like football. What else is there to say?




240 Comments


 
 

  1. ebullientfatalist

    Or un croque-monsier


  2. ebullientfatalist

    Bendtner has the first touch of a blind moose.


  3. Norfolk Ned

    Where’s our Geordie!

    1-1. Morison scores and 3 minutes later Spurs reject, wayne Routledge levels.


  4. Jape

    I was excited for Bentner to come back so we would have a proper striker. Rethinking that just now.


  5. ebullientfatalist

    @Jape: I like Bendtner being back. His moments of comedy set up wonderful moments of brilliance.

    Good to see the Gunners standing up for each other at the end of the half.


  6. Georger

    Bayern ref waived off a goal from open play to have Bayern take a penalty. Uh …


  7. wacman1389

    @ Jape…..Bendy means that we don’t lose possession on GKs…..that’s about it, I don’t look for goals from him, like at all


  8. Jape

    Holy Shit – highights of Porto goal. Fab-rock-ski, you suck.


  9. Keith

    NYK: get your eyes off of our Brad.


  10. wacman1389

    Idiot on FSC just said Vermaelan and Sol aren’t mobile……I’d like to see him beat Vermaelan in a race…..on a bike


  11. Jape

    @wac – aint that great? A big Danish f**ker, front and center, and none of us expect him to score. There was a give and go from Cesc near the end of the half that was all give and no go. F**king grade school soccer skills – even here in America.


  12. Highbury Library

    I hate these f**king Porto whingers.


  13. ebullientfatalist

    Oh Bendtner.


  14. Highbury Library

    Classic Pink Boots misfire right there.


  15. wacman1389

    way to lean back Bendy


  16. Jape

    He is like the Danish Julio Baptista.


  17. ebullientfatalist

    Oh that’s a PK, on first glance.


  18. Georger

    WHAT THE F**K


  19. Highbury Library

    WHAT THE F**K?!


  20. Jape

    Get the F**K out’ve here. F**K YOU!


  21. Fabianski is the biggest idiot in the world.


  22. ebullientfatalist

    @Jape: Ha! When we got JB, I was so excited. WHAT THE MOTHERUFCKAERWQ’HJQ/NFR!


  23. Georger

    Wow, that is f**king brilliant, sorry.


  24. wacman1389

    what the f**k was that?


  25. Precious Roy

    Good thing goals aren’t important in a knock-out comptetition or anything,


  26. Georger

    Bad on Sol, but why the f**k would he touch that ball? You could tell he even hesitated. Jesus.


  27. Highbury Library

    I quit this f**king team. For real. Come on Fulham!


  28. ebullientfatalist

    Anyone read Wenger’s remarks re: Fabianski before the match? He is ruing his words.


  29. hockalees

    Are you effing kidding me…. the ref cannot allow that no matter what the commentator is saying… the ref was standing over the ball when he kicked it.


  30. wacman1389

    It didn’t look like Campbell meant to touch the ball…..like it looked like he was running….also, usually make them wait for a wall?


  31. Georger

    Nasri just bailed out Clichy big time.


  32. ebullientfatalist

    I miss Almunia.


  33. Georger

    Fiorentina away goal.


  34. Jape

    I miss mad Jens.


  35. Georger

    I did not expect this game to be as chippy as it is. Meow cat fight!


  36. wacman1389

    So, Arsenal 1, Fabianski -2?


  37. ebullientfatalist

    Didn’t Fabianski control the ball before he handled it?


  38. wacman1389

    Jesus Christ Porto, I know you’re wearing blue, but you don’t have to dive like Chelsea too


  39. no way that should be allowed to stand


  40. Watching that replay pisses me off. Ref gifted that goal. Asks for the ball, hands it to POrto player, blocks Sol, goal.


  41. ebullientfatalist

    Both the ref and Fabianski f**ked that up. Fabianski for handling the backpass. If Fabianski doesn’t hand the ball over, it’s a yellow for delay. The ref should not have allowed a quick free kick. Amateur hour


  42. wacman1389

    Ok, I’m gonna kick Rosicky over, and then say that he dove when my team is full of diving c**ts…..ready BREAK!


  43. Precious Roy

    Not to make fun of the Palin’s retarded baby, but I think Fabianki might be retarded.


  44. wacman1389

    Bring Eboue on…..we need some divers


  45. Highbury Library

    I miss Cesc.

    -Highbury Library, August 2010


  46. Georger

    Per Kroldrup, he of the worst transfer in EPL history, scored the goal for Fiorentina.


  47. wacman1389

    @PR, excuse my French, but f**k Salin Palin…. Rush Limbaugh uses satire, but Letterman doesn’t?? Pfft

    I’m just irate right now…..


  48. Georger

    Okay now THAT was a dive, a fairly impressive one too.


  49. Highbury Library

    Oh f**k you, Porto douche. Get the f**k up.


  50. Georger

    It’s Fucile Jerry!


  51. ebullientfatalist

    Show a card you c**t!


  52. hockalees

    We have no one with a shooting leg…


  53. ebullientfatalist

    It says something about the game when Diaby is the most collected player on the field.


  54. wacman1389

    Fucile should be off.


  55. Georger

    He didn’t hand it to him he dropped the ball in front of him and the player caught it.


  56. ebullientfatalist

    Who is this announcer that constantly hates on Arsenal? We’re not playing the best of games, sure, but it’s not like everything we’re doing is awful.


  57. hockalees

    The ref’s lost the plot on this game… he’s letting too much rough play go on with no consequences.


  58. Georger

    Yeah considering the mistakes made, the fact that as it stands all you need is a one goal win at home isn’t bad, I still don’t think Porto win this tie.


  59. Jape

    Let’s watch Theo get knocked off the ball for 20 mins.


  60. ebullientfatalist

    Agreed, Hocks. I like flowing games, but not reckless ones.


  61. Georger

    I hope any Arsenal fans who defended the Henry decision see the hilarious irony in potentially getting f**ked by Hannson.


  62. wacman1389

    Theo is about to get punched in the mouth repeatedly…….


  63. ebullientfatalist

    Theo Walcott: Nope.


  64. Georger

    Is it just me or is there an astounding number of empty seats here?


  65. wacman1389

    And there it is……The first of many Theonot called fouls


  66. mmph. Fake Brazilian.


  67. Precious Roy

    What decision? Nobody ever said he didn’t handle it. The ref just missed the call. Here, he actually impeded the only defender in the box. For hilarious irony, the ref would have had to handled the ball to Galgas.


  68. ebullientfatalist

    It’s delicious, ain’t it, Georger?


  69. Georger

    Sorry, defending the LACK of a decision.


  70. Georger

    That bicycle clear was ridiculous. How f**king lucky can this team get?


  71. Norfolk Ned

    That Porto goal was a shocker. Ref wants to allow it to be taken quickly, it has to be clear to the other team. Keeper had his back to the goal, Its a real shocker.


  72. hockalees

    Our midfield has just disappeared from the pitch… no link ups, no getting back, pathetic play.


  73. Jape

    Francesc is going to punch somebody before this game is over.


  74. Georger

    Have to give it to Porto, some great defending the last ten minutes.


  75. wacman1389

    Fabregas gets ran into…..oh, the defender is sheparding the ball out? play on


  76. Georger

    Would anyone be shocked to hear that Arjen Robben just dove to draw a straight red for Fiorentina? Because that just happened.


  77. Jape

    Well played by Sol to not get nutmegged.


  78. wacman1389

    Bah, this ref hurts my head


  79. Georger

    If Hannson weren’t a bad enough ref, his gay little goatee makes it even worse.


  80. I hope Martin Hansson gets raped by a baboon in S. Africa


  81. Georger

    Miroslav Klose just went in with a flying two footer, caught the guy fat, and gets just a yellow. If you thought the officiating was bad in Portugal, holy s**t.


  82. wacman1389

    Really Georger??? That’s bananas


  83. Georger

    “Klose has now gone in horribly late on Felipe with his studs up and he gets a yellow. Obviously a different set of rules apply for Bayern.”


  84. Georger

    Soccernet’s headline for this game right now is “Another fine mess.” Is that a reference to something, or are they just being a dick?


  85. wacman1389

    Carlos “are we playing against CCC competition? No?, then it doesn’t matter cause he won’t do anything useful” Vela is on


  86. hockalees

    Vela for Bendtner… ugh… yet another little person on the pitch for Arsenal.


  87. wacman1389

    For Bendtner???? goddammit


  88. wacman1389

    It’s like they’re taking turns going in hard on Cesc


  89. Jape

    F**king ref’s hand goes up while the ball is on it’s way for the assist.


  90. Georger

    Bayern have the really odd pinstripes on their white kits like Arsenal do on their blues. And their players couldn’t agree on wearing the same color gloves, which Ribery is wearing with short sleeves, which is a look I’ve never understood.

    If Fiorentina can get out of Germany with an away goal and the draw, down a man, well it looks like Bayern will choke yet again.


  91. wacman1389

    I love how this commentator thinks the second goal was Arsenal’s fault because we didn’t stand in front of the ball….. or as I like to say….cheat


  92. Highbury Library

    Dear Arsene,

    Thanks for the last 13+ years. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

    Signed,
    Highbury Library


  93. Highbury Library

    Eboue on. Season appearances: 5. Great.


  94. Georger

    You get Pixie and who else back for the return leg? Still like your chances, especially if Fabianski isn’t playing I guess.


  95. wacman1389

    Really HL?? on this game?? Wenger didn’t do much wrong, aside from having a competent backup GK


  96. ebullientfatalist

    @HL: Because of a loss to Porto, going away, with 5 starters out? A wee bit harsh, no?


 
 



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