Beckham gets another tattoo.
David Beckham is preparing for a new career after football… Slowly. Beckham has decided that he will be the first, human art-gallery. But there will be no nudity, mind, Beckham is determined to shun the sort of art work that depicts the bits and bobs and keep his ‘role model’ reputation firmly intact.
Yep, he’s gone and gotten another tattoo! This time of the famous Francesco Francia painting featuring Cupid transporting his bird to heaven. But Beckham has decided that there will be no er…female, er..whatchermacallit on his body–Cupid’s woman has had her modesty protected by something–Is that a snake? A vine? Who knows.
At this pace, Beckham will disappear under a tattoo covered flesh body suit sometime during 2018.
So you love this piece of paint on canvas so much that you are willing to ink it permanently on your body but you wont carry the piece as is, no, no.. itll be just slightly … different?
I think this self parody speaks for the itself.
Next month: the Mona Lisa on his butt (imagine when the mags battle it out for who will get this premiere) but with blonder hair and maybe knockers like Robotits.
Hey, I dont blame him. When you lose all relevance on the pitch (no, I dont count on his vaunted ‘presence’), you have to be noticed for other important contributions like body art, and hair and beard grooming.
If he was a chick, this is the part in his career he’d be doing a tasteful spread in Playboy.
O AN HE SEXY!
@Nathaniel – that still makes me laugh every time
He is trying to become the villain in Dan Brown’s lost symbol…