Everton and South Africa midfielder, Steven Pienaar has been banned from driving for a year after being caught drink-driving.
Pienaar was pulled over by the cops on the 21st of February after celebrating his sides 3-1 win over Manchester United.
Now Pienaar will have to take taxis everywhere instead of just home after a night out. Why rich footballers risk the lives of others instead of calling a cab, which they can easily afford, continues to baffle me. Pienaar is the latest in a long list of footballers busted for such an offence. Idiots.

Why do limeys call it, “drink-driving?”
The same reason they call it “sex-assault,” which is all kinds of awesome wants you get past the rapey bits.
@ebullient
Sexual assault!
@Lucius, why do you call it ‘soccer’ :)
Probably because we’re right.
Ya’ll invented the term anyway.
Wow. I just noticed I wanted to say “once” and then wrote “wants.” Wow.
@ebullientfatalist – That’s what an Elon education will get you…
If you’re going to make fun of an alma mater, I’d prefer you go after my FSU degree, thankyouverymuch.