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March 9, 2010

UF Quick Throw: Taxi For Pienaar.

Everton and South Africa midfielder, Steven Pienaar has been banned from driving for a year after being caught drink-driving.

Pienaar was pulled over by the cops on the 21st of February after celebrating his sides 3-1 win over Manchester United.

Now Pienaar will have to take taxis everywhere instead of just home after a night out. Why rich footballers risk the lives of others instead of calling a cab, which they can easily afford, continues to baffle me. Pienaar is the latest in a long list of footballers busted for such an offence. Idiots.



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7 Comments


  1. Lucius

    Why do limeys call it, “drink-driving?”


  2. ebullientfatalist

    The same reason they call it “sex-assault,” which is all kinds of awesome wants you get past the rapey bits.


  3. Norfolk Ned

    @ebullient

    Sexual assault!

    @Lucius, why do you call it ‘soccer’ :)


  4. Lucius

    Probably because we’re right.

    Ya’ll invented the term anyway.


  5. ebullientfatalist

    Wow. I just noticed I wanted to say “once” and then wrote “wants.” Wow.


  6. Nathaniel

    @ebullientfatalist – That’s what an Elon education will get you…


  7. ebullientfatalist

    If you’re going to make fun of an alma mater, I’d prefer you go after my FSU degree, thankyouverymuch.



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