Welcome back to FIFA, Iraq. Adios, Brunei [Guardian]
If there was one thing that might make us less gay for Timmay, it would be an admission that he misses light beer. Oops [The Offside Rules]
Scottish club still hasn’t gotten over losing the league 120 years ago [Times Online]
Sammy Eto’o loses his car [Dirty Tackle]
Aaron Ramsey afraid of breaking his ear, will not return Shawcross’ calls [PIES]
Finally:
Some windbag started writing for another site. Good luck, Georger [Avoiding the Drop]

