It’s a good job that Wayne Rooney, Didier Drogba and Theo Walcott are pretty good at what they do, and don’t have jobs that require any artistic talent;
Because they can’t draw for s**t.
The three, along with Michael Owen, Carlos Tevez, Steven Gerrard, Cesc Fabregas and Harry Redknapp have had a crack at self-portraits for charity. Interesting that Drogba sees himself as Chinese– at least he got the nose right. Walcott appears to have drawn himself with a double compound fracture (touch wood Arsenal fans) and Rooney went with with the inner 5 year-old and gave himself a perfectly round head and a stick body.
The artwork doodles will be auctioned off for next Monday, in aid of Norbin Robbins music therapy.