Left to right: Drogba, Walcott and Rooney
It’s a good job that Wayne Rooney, Didier Drogba and Theo Walcott are pretty good at what they do, and don’t have jobs that require any artistic talent;
Because they can’t draw for s**t.
The three, along with Michael Owen, Carlos Tevez, Steven Gerrard, Cesc Fabregas and Harry Redknapp have had a crack at self-portraits for charity. Interesting that Drogba sees himself as Chinese– at least he got the nose right. Walcott appears to have drawn himself with a double compound fracture (touch wood Arsenal fans) and Rooney went with with the inner 5 year-old and gave himself a perfectly round head and a stick body.
The artwork doodles will be auctioned off for next Monday, in aid of Norbin Robbins music therapy.
I see Roo also gave himself far more hair than he actually has.
I think Walcott accidentally drew Drogba.
Carlo’s was actually pretty good!
@Georger
I disagree because that character does not appear to be diving nor getting sent off in a CL match.
@Georger – that comment is a f**king disgrace
Perfect eyebrows and giant red lips on Rooney.
Is he trying to tell us something?
He’s Mrs. Potatohead?
Walcott has more drawing skill than on-the-ball skill. What? He’s just fast. That’s it!
A few more here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/eng_prem/8609423.stm
Marcus Hahnemann did one, Rafa did too (although he seems to have missed the point).
Ryan: even more over at PIES. RvP did a pretty nice one, Greeno gave himself a block head, Carew gets detailed, whilst ‘Arry figures the fewer details of his face, the better.
[...] Soccer players suck at drawing. [...]
Hahah. Greeno’s is v realistic!
I’m still laughing at Rafa’s. I wonder if someone gave him bad instructions?
Ned: Jenas’s? Less so.
I like that Dunney gave himself a green head. And that Deco apparently thinks his legs are bananas.
Marcus Hahnemann: deep sea fisherman, Satanist, keeper.
Georger – aren’t they all connected? I guess instead of statanists, fisherman are more masochists though. Same could be said of keepers, really. But I thought he was a huge gear head…he’s trying to open up and show his softer side. Good f*cking luck to that…