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April 23, 2010
 

Your Weekend Rooting Guide

Something that is unholy and evil!

Football makes for strange bedfellows. We’re all familiar with the story, possibly apocryphal, of German and English soldiers on the front in World War I taking a timeout from the heavy metal handbags for a Christmas Eve kick-about. With that in mind, I’ve put together this brief guide (as if you didn’t already know… just fun to see it on “paper”) to where your third party allegiances should lie this weekend.

There’s but a lonely fortnight left to play in the Premier League, which means either 3 or 4 games, depending on your club of choice. And just in case you’ve been caught under a crush of volcanic ash somewhere this past week, here’s the facts: It’s aaaaaall to play for! The Premier League title, Third place (to a lesser extent), the Fourth and final Champions’ League position… all in doubt, and of course, To Play For.

Note: This would have been way more exciting if Arsenal hadn’t GIVEN UP THREE GOALS IN THE FINAL 12 MINUTES TO WIGAN last weekend.

Anyway, let’s begin with the title race.

Chelsea—One point up on second-place United. In addition to righting the ship at home to Stoke on Sunday, Chelskiites will be supporting Tottenham Hotspur on Saturday morning. And so soon after last weekend’s lashing! Stings, I’m sure, but it must be done.

United—One point adrift of the leaders, the holders will feel they need all three points at Old Trafford against Spurs. Whatever the result Saturday morning, they’ll have to dig out the Stoke gear and, just to make perfectly sure, some sky blue tops, as United fans should be in full throat for Manchester City this weekend (when The Foreign Citizens head south for a date with third-place Arsenal.)

And again, imagine how much juicier this would’ve been had Arsenal not emptied their collective bowels on the pitch at the DW last Sunday…

Arsenal—Let’s pretend they have half-a-hair of a chance at winning the league. Stifle your laughter and consider the Gooner’s weekend checklist:

X – Sip politely on Montrachet
X – Win game against Citeh
X – Root heartily for Tottenham to win, or at the very least draw at United
(and now my favorite)
X – Pull extra hard for old friends Stoke to win at the Bridge

Delicious.

Tottenham—In control of their own destiny at the moment. We’ll see where that’s at by 11 am tomorrow. Regardless, Spurs fans, self included, will be baying for Citeh blood in Saturday’s late game. And so you have it: Spurs fans will be rooting hard for Arsenal.

Manchester City—Plain and simple. Noel and Liam should have a truck full of fags on wait for delivery to Berbatov’s Mancunian estate. They need a United win at home to Spurs.

In short then:

CHELSEA FANS MUST ROOT FOR SPURS
UNITED FANS MUST ROOT FOR STOKE AND CITY
ARSENAL FANS MUST ROOT FOR STOKE AND SPURS
SPURS FANS MUST ROOT FOR ARSENAL
AND CITY FANS MUST ROOT FOR UNITED

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